Funny Printable Seasonal Cards

Give & Take
Printable

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3505234/cards-christmas-give-and-take-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Remember, it's better to give than receive. Inside Verse: So I'm enjoying this more than you are.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

So Much Twinkly!
Printable

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3505189/cards-christmas-so-much-twinkly-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Have a sparkly, shiny, glittery, shimmery, Christmas. Inside Verse: and twinkly! I almost forgot twinkly!!!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Pretty Nuts
Printable

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3506332/cards-christmas-pretty-nuts-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: In our family, we've got some fruitcakes, and we've got some nut rolls. Inside Verse: But in the end, after a little eggnog (or a lot), we're all pretty sweet! Merry Christmas
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Funny Mother's Day Card

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460367/cards-mothers-day-funny-mothers-day-card--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: It's Mother's Day! Relax, take a long nap, put your feet up, and don't worry about a thing! Inside Verse: Hee Hee! "Take a Nap"... Ha Ha Ha! "Don't Worry"... Hoo Hoo Hoo! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now that's a funny card, isn't it?
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Showing the Way

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460379/cards-fathers-day-showing-the-way--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Dad's Way The Highway Inside Verse: Thanks for always showing us the way, Dad. Happy Father's Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

What?!

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460393/cards-easter-what--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Easter! What?! Inside Verse: I said, Happy Easter!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Lovable Stinker

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460369/cards-mothers-day-lovable-stinker--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Mom, I know I can be a stinker... Inside Verse: ...but you gotta admit I'm a lovable stinker! Happy Mother's Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Thanks, Mom

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460372/cards-mothers-day-thanks-mom--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Mother's Day, Mom! In nature, a mother bird feeds her young by regurgitating partially digested food directly into their mouths. Inside Verse: Thanks for making sandwiches instead. Love you!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Just for Grandpa

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473820/cards-fathers-day-just-for-grandpa--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Grandpa, didn't know whether you wanted a Cadillac, a Jaguar, a Thunderbird, or a BMW for Father's Day... Inside Verse: ...so here's a shiny new Lincoln! Enjoy!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Lessons Learned?

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460375/cards-fathers-day-lessons-learned--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: On Father's Day I wanna thank you for teaching me so many valuable lessons, like... Inside Verse: "Money doesn't grow on chickens before they're hatched." "Two wrongs don't make a penny earned." "The early bird gets a job worth doing well." ...and you thought everything you said went in one ear and walked a mile in their shoes. Enjoy Your Day!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Merry Polar Bear

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460355/cards-christmas-merry-polar-bear--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: One of my favorite things about this time of the year is the cute little elves. Inside Verse: They taste like chicken. Merry Christmas
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Your Day to Relax

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460376/cards-fathers-day-your-day-to-relax--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Dad, just sit back and relax. If you want coffee, tea, a snack- anything at all, just holler... Inside Verse: ...and I'll go and get Mom!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Snow Fun

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460362/cards-christmas-snow-fun--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Snow plow. Inside Verse: Happy Holidays! (...and be careful out there.)
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

You're Terrific

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460428/cards-administrative-professionals-day-youre-terrific--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Don't know how you do everything you do... Inside Verse: ... but somehow, you make it look easy. You're terrific - hope you have a terrific day, too! Happy Administrative Professionals Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Love You Latkes

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460412/cards-hanukkah-love-you-latkes--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Hanukkah, [Name] Inside Verse: Love you latkes! Happy Hanukkah
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Everyone Is Irish

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473939/cards-st-patricks-day-everyone-is-irish--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is Irish.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Great People

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473935/cards-bosss-day-great-people--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: On Boss's Day, We'd like to pay you a compliment... Inside Verse: You've sure got a great bunch of people working for you! Happy Boss's Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Hap-pee Holidays Printable

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473612/cards-christmas-hap-pee-holidays-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Hap-pee Holidays.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Silly Thanksgiving Printable

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3492053/cards-thanksgiving-silly-thanksgiving-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Why did they let the turkey join the band? Inside Verse: Because he had the drumsticks! Ha-Ha! Happy Thanksgiving
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Pugs and Kisses Printable

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3481670/cards-st-patricks-day-pugs-and-kisses-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Pugs and kisses on St. Patrick's Day!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Ugly Sweater Printable

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3503876/cards-christmas-ugly-sweater-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Don we now our ugly sweaters. Inside Verse: It's time to get festive! Merry Christmas
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Hanukkah Surprise Printable

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473930/cards-hanukkah-hanukkah-surprise-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Shake this card, then open it. Inside Verse: Happy Hanukkah!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Victory Dance

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473878/cards-graduation-victory-dance--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Just a little victory dance for your achievement. Congrats, Graduate!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Smart Grad

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460401/cards-graduation-smart-grad--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Congratulations! Inside Verse: Yep, there's nothing like throwing hundreds of flat, sharp-cornered objects directly over your own heads to celebrate how smart you are. Happy Graduation!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Hanukkah Surprises Printable

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3480930/cards-hanukkah-hanukkah-surprises-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Eventually, Muffin would get back at his owners by leaving eight strategically placed "gifts" all around the house. Inside Verse: Hope your Hanukkah is filled with only pleasant surprises.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Nutty Thanksgiving Printable

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3492054/cards-thanksgiving-nutty-thanksgiving-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Thanksgiving to one of my favorite people. Inside Verse: What can I say? I like nuts! Happy Thanksgiving!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Matza Wishes

card type
large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473945/cards-passover-matza-wishes--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Ouch! I can't wait till she switches back to our regular bread crumbs! Inside Verse: Happy Passover
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

funny Printable Seasonal Cards