Funny Cards | Blue Mountain

Peanut Butter and Jelly Printable

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Good couples go together like peanut butter and jelly! Inside Verse: Okay, so maybe the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth, and the jelly gets and the whole thing is just one sticky, chaotic mess, but, hey, that's the beauty of marriage! Happy Anniversary
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Birthday Alpaca Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484242/cards-birthday-birthday-alpaca-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: I got an alpaca so I could give you a beautiful sweater for your birthday. Inside Verse: ...but apparently, they don't know how to knit. Happy Birthday, Anyway
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Birthday Sheet Cake Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3474662/cards-birthday-birthday-sheet-cake-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: No, you idiot! I said they wanted a SHEET cake! Inside Verse: Happy Birthday and all that crap.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

That's Not Old Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484243/cards-birthday-thats-not-old-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Holy $#@%! Inside Verse: What I meant was, "That's not old." Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

40th Birthday Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484225/cards-40th-birthday-40th-birthday-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: So! You're 40! Inside Verse: (Awkward silence) Uh...Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Being Together Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3475079/cards-anniversary-being-together-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Anniversary! You know, if you stay together long enough, you'll start to look alike! Inside Verse: Now aren't you glad you both married someone good-looking? Have a good one!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Tough Cookie Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3475606/cards-encouragement-tough-cookie-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: tough cookie (tuhf kook-e) - noun. 1. Someone with just the right mix of sweetness and strength. 2. One who doesn't crumble under pressure. 3. A fighter who's too busy kicking butt to sit down and cry, but knows it's okay to do both. 4. A person who doesn't always ask for support, but has lots of friends who would do anything to help. Inside Verse: Hang in there, Tough Cookie.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Guess What? Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3474663/cards-birthday-guess-what-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Guess What? Inside Verse: Chicken butt. Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

A Billion Dollars Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3474661/cards-birthday-a-billion-dollars-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: When it comes to gift-giving, they say it's the thought that counts... Inside Verse: Well, guess who just thought about giving you a billion dollars. (Yes, I know it's a lot, but you're worth every imaginary penny.) Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Thanky-Thanky Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3475068/cards-thank-you-thanky-thanky-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Thanky-Thanky Bo-Banky Banana-Fana Fo-Fanky Me-Mi-Mo Manky... Inside Verse: Thanky! (I get kinda silly when people do nice things for me.)
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Warning: 50 is the "F Word" Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484232/cards-50th-birthday-warning-50-is-the-f-word-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Warning! This card contains the "F" Word! Inside Verse: Happy Fiftieth Birthday!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Keeping It Real Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3474664/cards-birthday-keeping-it-real-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Hot damn! Are those real? My boobs? No, your teeth. Inside Verse: It's your birthday- keep it real.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

What the Duck Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484241/cards-birthday-what-the-duck-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: What the duck?! Inside Verse: You're another year older! Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Happy Birthday 2U Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484244/cards-birthday-happy-birthday-2u-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Texting Bee "'2moro'...could you use it in an incomplete sentence, please?" Inside Verse: OMG! HB2U!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Saying Thank You Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3475069/cards-thank-you-saying-thank-you-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: My mother always told me to say "thank you." Inside Verse: ...and to wear clean underwear. Thank you! (one out of two ain't bad.)
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Really Miss You Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3475628/cards-miss-you-really-miss-you-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: A Poem for You Ahem. I think I'm gonna need a tissue. Inside Verse: Why? Because I really miss you! The end.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

21st Birthday Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484228/cards-21st-birthday-21st-birthday-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: 21 Years Old! Enjoy Your First Beer! Inside Verse: (wink wink) Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Pugs and Kisses Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3481670/cards-st-patricks-day-pugs-and-kisses-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Pugs and kisses on St. Patrick's Day!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Hanukkah Surprises Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3480930/cards-hanukkah-hanukkah-surprises-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Eventually, Muffin would get back at his owners by leaving eight strategically placed "gifts" all around the house. Inside Verse: Hope your Hanukkah is filled with only pleasant surprises.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Funny Mother's Day Card

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460367/cards-mothers-day-funny-mothers-day-card--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: It's Mother's Day! Relax, take a long nap, put your feet up, and don't worry about a thing! Inside Verse: Hee Hee! "Take a Nap"... Ha Ha Ha! "Don't Worry"... Hoo Hoo Hoo! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now that's a funny card, isn't it?
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Lovable Stinker

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460369/cards-mothers-day-lovable-stinker--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Mom, I know I can be a stinker... Inside Verse: ...but you gotta admit I'm a lovable stinker! Happy Mother's Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

What?!

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460393/cards-easter-what--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Easter! What?! Inside Verse: I said, Happy Easter!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Thanks, Mom

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460372/cards-mothers-day-thanks-mom--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Mother's Day, Mom! In nature, a mother bird feeds her young by regurgitating partially digested food directly into their mouths. Inside Verse: Thanks for making sandwiches instead. Love you!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Snow Fun

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460362/cards-christmas-snow-fun--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Snow plow. Inside Verse: Happy Holidays! (...and be careful out there.)
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Your Day to Relax

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460376/cards-fathers-day-your-day-to-relax--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Dad, just sit back and relax. If you want coffee, tea, a snack- anything at all, just holler... Inside Verse: ...and I'll go and get Mom!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Merry Polar Bear

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460355/cards-christmas-merry-polar-bear--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: One of my favorite things about this time of the year is the cute little elves. Inside Verse: They taste like chicken. Merry Christmas
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Showing the Way

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460379/cards-fathers-day-showing-the-way--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Dad's Way The Highway Inside Verse: Thanks for always showing us the way, Dad. Happy Father's Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Lessons Learned?

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460375/cards-fathers-day-lessons-learned--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: On Father's Day I wanna thank you for teaching me so many valuable lessons, like... Inside Verse: "Money doesn't grow on chickens before they're hatched." "Two wrongs don't make a penny earned." "The early bird gets a job worth doing well." ...and you thought everything you said went in one ear and walked a mile in their shoes. Enjoy Your Day!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Your Birthday Cod

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3459788/cards-birthday-your-birthday-cod--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: [Name], do you know what this is? Inside Verse: It's your birthday cod, of course!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Just for Grandpa

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473820/cards-fathers-day-just-for-grandpa--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Grandpa, didn't know whether you wanted a Cadillac, a Jaguar, a Thunderbird, or a BMW for Father's Day... Inside Verse: ...so here's a shiny new Lincoln! Enjoy!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

You're Terrific

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460428/cards-administrative-professionals-day-youre-terrific--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Don't know how you do everything you do... Inside Verse: ... but somehow, you make it look easy. You're terrific - hope you have a terrific day, too! Happy Administrative Professionals Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Love You Latkes

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460412/cards-hanukkah-love-you-latkes--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Hanukkah, [Name] Inside Verse: Love you latkes! Happy Hanukkah
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Everyone Is Irish

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473939/cards-st-patricks-day-everyone-is-irish--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is Irish.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Two Thumbs Up

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473568/cards-congratulations-two-thumbs-up--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Yay, you! Woo-hoo! Inside Verse: You're a "two thumbs up" kind of awesome! Congrats
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

You're Awesome

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3459794/cards-birthday-youre-awesome--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: It's your birthday Wherever you go, whatever you do, always remember there's only one you... Inside Verse: ...and you're AWESOME! Have a Great Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

A Nutty Birthday

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460598/cards-birthday-a-nutty-birthday--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: It's your birthday and as Scotty The Squirrel would say... Inside Verse: ...you're not old as long as you can remember where your nuts are. Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Getting Older

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460597/cards-birthday-getting-older--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: I'm thinking about getting a tattoo. Yeah? What kind? A skull? A naked woman? Inside Verse: My name and address... I ain't getting any younger, y'know! Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Miss You Already Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473601/cards-good-bye-miss-you-already-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: See ya later, Alligator! After a while, Crocodile! Inside Verse: Wishing you lots of happiness and missing you already.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Victory Dance

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473878/cards-graduation-victory-dance--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Just a little victory dance for your achievement. Congrats, Graduate!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Cheers to You!

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3471868/cards-birthday-cheers-to-you--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: A pessimist says, "The wine glass is half empty." An optimist says, "The wine glass is half full." Inside Verse: An opportunist says, "Hey, look! Free wine!" Cheers to you on your birthday!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Gazillion Thanks

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3471952/cards-thank-you-gazillion-thanks--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Which is bigger: a zillion, or a bjillion, or a gazillion?? Inside Verse: Whichever one it is, THANKS that much, plus one.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Smart Grad

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460401/cards-graduation-smart-grad--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Congratulations! Inside Verse: Yep, there's nothing like throwing hundreds of flat, sharp-cornered objects directly over your own heads to celebrate how smart you are. Happy Graduation!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Birthday Cure-All

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460596/cards-birthday-birthday-cure-all--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Eliminates sagging Eliminates wrinkles Eliminates fine lines Eliminates puffiness Eliminates aging Inside Verse: Eliminates caring Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

We're So Alike

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3471870/cards-birthday-were-so-alike--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Birthday to someone who's charming, intelligent, great-looking, and fun to be around. Inside Verse: We're so much alike, it's frightening!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Thanks from the Bunch

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3471948/cards-thank-you-thanks-from-the-bunch--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Thanks from the Whole Bunch! Inside Verse: ...we're eternally grapeful!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Into Mischief?

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473070/cards-thinking-of-you-into-mischief--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Been up to any mischief lately?
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Matza Wishes

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473945/cards-passover-matza-wishes--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Ouch! I can't wait till she switches back to our regular bread crumbs! Inside Verse: Happy Passover
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Victory Dance Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473938/cards-bat-and-bar-mitzvah-victory-dance-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Just a little victory dance for your Bar Mitzvah. Congratulations.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Great People

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473935/cards-bosss-day-great-people--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: On Boss's Day, We'd like to pay you a compliment... Inside Verse: You've sure got a great bunch of people working for you! Happy Boss's Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Hap-pee Holidays Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473612/cards-christmas-hap-pee-holidays-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Hap-pee Holidays.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Hanukkah Surprise Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473930/cards-hanukkah-hanukkah-surprise-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Shake this card, then open it. Inside Verse: Happy Hanukkah!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

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