Funny Cards | Blue Mountain

Birthday Sheet Cake Printable

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: No, you idiot! I said they wanted a SHEET cake! Inside Verse: Happy Birthday and all that crap.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Miss You Already Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473601/cards-good-bye-miss-you-already-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: See ya later, Alligator! After a while, Crocodile! Inside Verse: Wishing you lots of happiness and missing you already.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Guess What? Printable

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Guess What? Inside Verse: Chicken butt. Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

A Billion Dollars Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3474661/cards-birthday-a-billion-dollars-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: When it comes to gift-giving, they say it's the thought that counts... Inside Verse: Well, guess who just thought about giving you a billion dollars. (Yes, I know it's a lot, but you're worth every imaginary penny.) Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Keeping It Real Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3474664/cards-birthday-keeping-it-real-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Hot damn! Are those real? My boobs? No, your teeth. Inside Verse: It's your birthday- keep it real.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Victory Dance Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473938/cards-bat-and-bar-mitzvah-victory-dance-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Just a little victory dance for your Bar Mitzvah. Congratulations.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Hap-pee Holidays Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473612/cards-christmas-hap-pee-holidays-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Hap-pee Holidays.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Hanukkah Surprise Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473930/cards-hanukkah-hanukkah-surprise-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Shake this card, then open it. Inside Verse: Happy Hanukkah!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Funny Mother's Day Card

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460367/cards-mothers-day-funny-mothers-day-card--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: It's Mother's Day! Relax, take a long nap, put your feet up, and don't worry about a thing! Inside Verse: Hee Hee! "Take a Nap"... Ha Ha Ha! "Don't Worry"... Hoo Hoo Hoo! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now that's a funny card, isn't it?
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Lovable Stinker

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460369/cards-mothers-day-lovable-stinker--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Mom, I know I can be a stinker... Inside Verse: ...but you gotta admit I'm a lovable stinker! Happy Mother's Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

What?!

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460393/cards-easter-what--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Easter! What?! Inside Verse: I said, Happy Easter!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Thanks, Mom

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460372/cards-mothers-day-thanks-mom--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Mother's Day, Mom! In nature, a mother bird feeds her young by regurgitating partially digested food directly into their mouths. Inside Verse: Thanks for making sandwiches instead. Love you!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Snow Fun

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460362/cards-christmas-snow-fun--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Snow plow. Inside Verse: Happy Holidays! (...and be careful out there.)
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Your Day to Relax

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460376/cards-fathers-day-your-day-to-relax--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Dad, just sit back and relax. If you want coffee, tea, a snack- anything at all, just holler... Inside Verse: ...and I'll go and get Mom!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Merry Polar Bear

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460355/cards-christmas-merry-polar-bear--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: One of my favorite things about this time of the year is the cute little elves. Inside Verse: They taste like chicken. Merry Christmas
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Showing the Way

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460379/cards-fathers-day-showing-the-way--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Dad's Way The Highway Inside Verse: Thanks for always showing us the way, Dad. Happy Father's Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Your Birthday Cod

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3459788/cards-birthday-your-birthday-cod--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: [Name], do you know what this is? Inside Verse: It's your birthday cod, of course!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Lessons Learned?

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460375/cards-fathers-day-lessons-learned--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: On Father's Day I wanna thank you for teaching me so many valuable lessons, like... Inside Verse: "Money doesn't grow on chickens before they're hatched." "Two wrongs don't make a penny earned." "The early bird gets a job worth doing well." ...and you thought everything you said went in one ear and walked a mile in their shoes. Enjoy Your Day!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Just for Grandpa

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473820/cards-fathers-day-just-for-grandpa--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Grandpa, didn't know whether you wanted a Cadillac, a Jaguar, a Thunderbird, or a BMW for Father's Day... Inside Verse: ...so here's a shiny new Lincoln! Enjoy!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

You're Terrific

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460428/cards-administrative-professionals-day-youre-terrific--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Don't know how you do everything you do... Inside Verse: ... but somehow, you make it look easy. You're terrific - hope you have a terrific day, too! Happy Administrative Professionals Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Love You Latkes

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460412/cards-hanukkah-love-you-latkes--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Hanukkah, [Name] Inside Verse: Love you latkes! Happy Hanukkah
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Two Thumbs Up

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473568/cards-congratulations-two-thumbs-up--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Yay, you! Woo-hoo! Inside Verse: You're a "two thumbs up" kind of awesome! Congrats
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Everyone Is Irish

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473939/cards-st-patricks-day-everyone-is-irish--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is Irish.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

You're Awesome

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3459794/cards-birthday-youre-awesome--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: It's your birthday Wherever you go, whatever you do, always remember there's only one you... Inside Verse: ...and you're AWESOME! Have a Great Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

A Nutty Birthday

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460598/cards-birthday-a-nutty-birthday--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: It's your birthday and as Scotty The Squirrel would say... Inside Verse: ...you're not old as long as you can remember where your nuts are. Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Getting Older

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460597/cards-birthday-getting-older--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: I'm thinking about getting a tattoo. Yeah? What kind? A skull? A naked woman? Inside Verse: My name and address... I ain't getting any younger, y'know! Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Victory Dance

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473878/cards-graduation-victory-dance--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Just a little victory dance for your achievement. Congrats, Graduate!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Cheers to You!

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3471868/cards-birthday-cheers-to-you--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: A pessimist says, "The wine glass is half empty." An optimist says, "The wine glass is half full." Inside Verse: An opportunist says, "Hey, look! Free wine!" Cheers to you on your birthday!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Gazillion Thanks

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3471952/cards-thank-you-gazillion-thanks--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Which is bigger: a zillion, or a bjillion, or a gazillion?? Inside Verse: Whichever one it is, THANKS that much, plus one.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Smart Grad

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460401/cards-graduation-smart-grad--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Congratulations! Inside Verse: Yep, there's nothing like throwing hundreds of flat, sharp-cornered objects directly over your own heads to celebrate how smart you are. Happy Graduation!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Birthday Cure-All

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460596/cards-birthday-birthday-cure-all--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Eliminates sagging Eliminates wrinkles Eliminates fine lines Eliminates puffiness Eliminates aging Inside Verse: Eliminates caring Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Thanks from the Bunch

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3471948/cards-thank-you-thanks-from-the-bunch--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Thanks from the Whole Bunch! Inside Verse: ...we're eternally grapeful!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

We're So Alike

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3471870/cards-birthday-were-so-alike--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Birthday to someone who's charming, intelligent, great-looking, and fun to be around. Inside Verse: We're so much alike, it's frightening!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Into Mischief?

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473070/cards-thinking-of-you-into-mischief--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Been up to any mischief lately?
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Matza Wishes

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473945/cards-passover-matza-wishes--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Ouch! I can't wait till she switches back to our regular bread crumbs! Inside Verse: Happy Passover
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Great People

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473935/cards-bosss-day-great-people--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: On Boss's Day, We'd like to pay you a compliment... Inside Verse: You've sure got a great bunch of people working for you! Happy Boss's Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

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