I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, It's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owner's face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit "magic box." Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy "private time" behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean "magic box" and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol' yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to "see" something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
Un - deux - trois Bon Anniversaire Happy Birthday to you You have that certain je ne sais quoi -- So here is my song to you from moi! I wish you a birthday of sweet reverie filled with surprises and joie de vive! Tangos and mangos, pate de foie gras! fromage and baguettes, tres tasty, n'est-ce pas? Time spent with friends and goodies galore, so a votre sante! Attendez! There's more... A year filled with all the fun you can handle, so count the happies and not the candles! There is no end to all I wish you -- Bon Anniversaire! and Merci Beaucoup! Magnifique! Happy Birthday Fin