Veggie's Last Stand

eCard Verse:

Hey there, Caelin Carrot, you're looking very thin! Thanks, Celereeee! That color is so in! How 'bout you, Carly Flower - take a dip recently? You know it, Girl! Only half a calorie! We're totally offensive, we know we don't have taste. We ...

Hey there, Caelin Carrot, you're looking very thin! Thanks, Celereeee! That color is so in! How 'bout you, Carly Flower - take a dip recently? You know it, Girl! Only half a calorie! We're totally offensive, we know we don't have taste. We ruin a good meal. Out to dinner? What a waste! When everyone is ordering the shrimp in beer-fried batter. You have the healthy choice, the heart-good veggie platter. But you don't have an option, you want to watch your weight. We're the ones you have to chow on, the ones you truly hate. We're the veggies in your life, the mean ol' legume platter. If you do not eat us, you know that you'll grow fatter. We're the veggies on your table, what a gastrotastrophe! And then for after dinner, replace the pie with some green tea. Watch out girls I'm the new, old food in town! And if you think you're in charge, you haven't been around. I'm the one that's truly proud to be so full of fat. Add even more lard in that, and sugar, how 'bout that! I'm a Devil's Food Cake, and I'm here to say. Who needs Caelin Carrot, when you can have it your way! Lick my frosting, eat my filling, don't feel any guilt. When you're full on power, skinny veggies will just wilt. I'm a chocolate lover's dream. I'm a sweet tooth's fairy queen. I'm your dream meal, your heavy cream deal. Savor my every bite It's not wrong, it's oh, so right! Take me for a drive. And learn the joy of living. Throw those vegetables aside. I'm the one that's full of giving. I'm your dream meal. Your heavy cream deal. Savor my every bite It's not wrong, it's oh, so right!