'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
(Narration about choosing between a Mexican history lesson and going out to get a margarita.) [Message] Whatever you choose, have a great Cinco de Mayo!