A Brotherly Christmas Poem

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Some brothers are funny, some are real smart. Some brothers eat fruitcake then lie down and fart. Some brothers sing carols and some follow sports. Some brothers wear suits; some, sandals and shorts. Some brothers are silly all the year long, ...

Some brothers are funny, some are real smart. Some brothers eat fruitcake then lie down and fart. Some brothers sing carols and some follow sports. Some brothers wear suits; some, sandals and shorts. Some brothers are silly all the year long, [They still write to Santa---and man, that's just wrong.] Some brothers are rivals, and some are friends, too. But the best one of all is the brother called, YOU! Merry Christmas.