How Dogs Celebrate Easter 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses. Hope your Easter is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
Top 5 Life Lessons I Learned from The Easter Bunny 5. Break out of your shell. 4. Balance is the key to happiness. 3. Make each of your tasks a masterpiece. 2. Joy is in the air you just need to catch it. and the #1 Life Lesson I Learned from the Easter bunny: 1. You gotta love a holiday that centers around chocolate. Happy Easter
One evening on the bunny trail with cotton tails a-hoppin I saw a ragged bunny, his big ears were a-floppin But he smiled a big old smile although he coulda blown a gasket He said Im happy cause I got to see the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, theres lots of jelly beans Theyre yellow, red, and purple, white, and orange and green, Some of them weigh twenty pounds, some are big as bricks, But youll eat a lot, no matter what, Prepare to increase the size of your butt From the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, youll see marshmallow chicks You chew their little heads off, and youll need lots of toothpicks. The eggs are solid chocolate, their shells are made of gold. Oh the bunnies and the hens are chocolate friends Theyre neatly all contained in cellophane, (cont.) Youll eat them without thinking of the weigh youll gain. You feel nauseated, but you cant abstain, Better get ready for abdominal pain From the Easter Candy Basket.