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- Happy Birthday!
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- I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, It's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!
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- Hallelujah! It's Your Birthday! Hallelujah! Happy Birthday! Hal-le-----lu-----jah Happy Birthday!
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- Well, honor your partner, step to the side, Smooth out your feathers, straighten your hide, The cows have come home and the chickens just flew in, The Birthday Hoedown is what we're doin'! Make a birthday wish, then wish some more, We're gonna do-si-do until we're sore. Grab your partner by the hoof or a wing, Now promenade, let's see you swing. Here's a birthday wish, warm and sincere - Have a happy birthday and a happy year. Now blow out your candles, go have some cake - Take your time - we need a break. Happy Birthday!
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- Hey, come on in, we're working late. We kinda been expectin' you. We hear that it's your birthday, Here's three scoops with caramely goo. All the cool birds have flocked in here, For your special day. There's Peggy Sue and Betty Lou, Both joining in your soiree. We're boppin' to the jukebox, And sippin' from our shakes. Hope you have a rockin' birthday, With plenty of yummy cake. Happy Birthday... to you! Happy Birthday... to you! Happy Birthday!
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- Hey, I know how much you like getting the latest tech stuff, so for your birthday I searched all over the web and got you something really special! This electronic greeting! (it's the most advanced model they had) Hope you like it! Happy Birthday!
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- May your soul be filled with happiness, May your heart be filled with cheer, May your mind be filled with good thoughts... And may your glass be filled with beer! Happy Birthday!
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- How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
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- I wish I weren't an old man POOF! Son-of-a Be careful what you wish for. Happy Birthday!
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- You're the bee's knees You're the pick of the litter You're the salt of the earth You're a warm apple fritter! You're fresh cookie dough, You're PB & J That's why you deserve A HAPPY BIRTHDAY Yee Haw!
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- How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean magic box and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
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- Un - deux - trois Bon Anniversaire Happy Birthday to you You have that certain je ne sais quoi -- So here is my song to you from moi! I wish you a birthday of sweet reverie filled with surprises and joie de vive! Tangos and mangos, pate de foie gras! fromage and baguettes, tres tasty, n'est-ce pas? Time spent with friends and goodies galore, so a votre sante! Attendez! There's more... A year filled with all the fun you can handle, so count the happies and not the candles! There is no end to all I wish you -- Bon Anniversaire! and Merci Beaucoup! Magnifique! Happy Birthday Fin
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- Do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie 'em in a knot can you tie 'em in a bow can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier Do your boobs hang low? That song's not so funny anymore. Happy Birthday!
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- Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, youll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the buildings windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!
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- Happy Cupcake to you, Happy Cupcake to you, Happy Cupcake, Happy Cupcake, Happy Cupcake to you!
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- Rhinehelder Beer Bob's Pretzels Crash! This birthday may all your wishes come true.
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- Must get water . . . so thirsty . . . can't go on much longer . . . water . . . For your Birthday I thought you'd enjoy seeing a hot chick on the beach.
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- Todays is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it b-day just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think theyre fun I hope you like b-days cause youre the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause youre the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, youre the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!
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- Mr. Turtle has come all this way to deliver your birthday message! Did I mention that Mr. Turtle is a real jerk? Happy Birthday.
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- Move and click your mouse to hit the incoming objects before they hit you! Play game over you're old. Happy birthday
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- Have a blazin' birthday!
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- It's Your Birthday! Hope it's a blast!
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- Another Year Older? Time for... The Over-the-Hill Song So todays another birthday? You can feel it in your bones? You find youre saying, WHAT? In peoples ears and telephones? So todays another birthday, And your eyesights getting foggy? Hey no its not! Oh, yes it is, and Ill tell you what -- Your underpants are getting soggy! CHORUS: Just celebrate and seize the day With awe, and joy and wonder. Its better to be over the hill than to be under! So todays another birthday, And your friends are poking fun? Youre hearing jokes about your age (or am I the only one?). CHORUS: Just celebrate and seize the day With awe, and joy and wonder. Its better to be over the hill than to be under! Look at the bright side, and have a happy birthday!
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- Baby, baby it looks like it's gonna hail Baby, baby it' looks like it's gonna hail You better come inside Let me teach you how to jive and wail You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail away! Time to jump, jive and have a happy birthday!
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- Hello, my buddy, Hello, my homey, Hello my longtime pal Just thought Id drop a line, Hope that youre feelin, fine Howya been doin? Whatcha got brewin? Please let me know the scoop Dont be a nincompoop And give me the latest pooooop! Hello, my buddy, Hello, my homey, Hello my longtime pal Its been a long, long while, I really miss your smiiiilile! Yeah! Medic! On that note, how ya doin?
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- Hola! Que pasa?
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- I got you a surprise. It's a virtual puppy! He knows how to do lots of tricks Choose a trick! Sit. Lay Down. Shake Hands. Roll Over. Speak. Fetch. Play Dead. Give Kisses. Thanks for playing!
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- Im stylin new gear and I got myself here I gotta be tough If I want to look buff... My knees feel like jelly and so does my belly, My front end is sagging, My back end is dragging! I got the workout blues from my head down to my shoes! But when Im through, Ill look brand new Oh, I got the workout blues. My heart rates gone higher. My lungs are on fire, Im feeling the burn With each twist and turn... My meltdowns begun And the warm ups not done! My sweats so extreme, What I need is some ice cream! I got the workout blues from my head down to my shoes When Im through Ill look brand new Woo! Ill beat the workout blues. Woo! I beat the workout blues. Hope this shapes up to be a great day!
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- Two friends hanging out, sharing special moments... That's what life's all about.
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- Have you ever wondered what type of canine youd be? Or what kind of dog would be a good match for you? Heres your chance to find out! Just sit. I said sit. SIT down. Thats a good little doggie. Now, answer a few of the following questions about yourself On average, how many hours do you sleep each day? Fewer than 5 5 to 6 7 to 8 9 to 10 More than 10 What time do you typically arrive at a party? Right on time A little early A few minutes late Fashionably late Very late, if at all What type of restaurant do you prefer? Cozy and Familiar Fine Dining Buffet-style Fast Food A place where you can throw peanut shells on the floor. What is your favorite type of music? Country Rock Easy listening Jazz Classical Which sport do you prefer to play? Golf Football Vollyball Track Is napping a sport? Who is your favorite talk show host? Oprah Winfrey Bill Maher Ellen DeGeneres Tyra Banks Rachel Ray What is your ideal car? BMW Lexus An SUV Hummer A Dodge RAM Which best describes you in high school? Straight A Student Cheerleader Jock Band Member Smokin in the Restroom If you were to get a tattoo, what would it be? A Skull A Heart A Flower Barbed Wire A Cartoon Character What do you prefer to do on your day off? Go to the Gym Head to the Bar Shop Catch a Movie Sleep Youre a Poodle! You dont hang around with just any old mutts. Youre a classy canine who prefers the finer things in life. Youd rather starve than eat out of a dirty dish. Of all the breeds of dog, you are the most likely to carry around your own little plastic bags to curb yourself. Youre a Bulldog! You are your own boss no ones going to tell you to fetch! You are equally comfortable going along with the crowd or being a renegade it just depends on what mood youre in. And speaking of moods, youve got em. The quality of your day is often determined by what side of the doggie bed you woke up on. Youre a Chihuahua! You are a canine on the go! You do more things in one day than most other dogs do in an entire week so why do you have so little to show for it? Maybe its due to your lack of organizational skills, or maybe its your need to look good while youre accomplishing your tasks. Who cares? Its time to shop! Youre a Golden Retriever! You are the original party animal! Your good nature and happy demeanor make all the other canines smile at the dog park. You are a loyal friend who loves to have the other dogs over for a weekly poker game. But you often forget to buy the snacks a good memory is not your strong suit. Youre a Bloodhound! Youd never be caught chasing your tail in a circle if youre going to move a muscle, thered better be a darn good reason to do it! You have a keen ability to sniff out charlatans, crooks, and criminals and then invite them over for a mint julep. Just dont let them cross you, cause your bite is just a big as your bark.
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- You know how sometimes Im thinking about you and the phone rings and it IS you? Yeah. I think we have a psychic connection. We dont have a psychic connection. Its called a coincidence. Twins have psychic connections. Were not twins. Hey, you stand here and Ill go over there. How many fingers am I holding up? You dont have any fingers. Exactly! See, see?! I think we should only use our secret power for good, like Im hungry. Buy me some ice cream! We dont have secret powers. Hey, your phones ringing! Wonder whos calling you? I wonder who could it be? Answer your phone! Im not answering my phone. I know its you. Its like were psychic. Just sitting here thinking of you. Can you tell?
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- Was thinkin' 'bout you fondly, thought I'd give a little holler. Would bake a fancy cake, but I'd be covered in white flour. Smile, I look like Casper. How 'bout a dusty dosado? A two-step through the kitchen --- watch out, don't stub your toe! Been meaning to give a jingle, but this hoedown's so much better. A curvy, swervy dance --- hoo boy, it sure does beat a letter! Shoot the star once full around, I hope this ditty made you chuckle. Oh, you can play this any day if the pressures make you buckle.
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