Free Funny Everyday eCards

Woofy Birthday

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Card Message: Happy Birthday!
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Reggae Birthday Song

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Card Message: I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, It's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!
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Birthday Hallelujah
Singing Telegram

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Card Message: Hallelujah! It's Your Birthday! Hallelujah! Happy Birthday! Hal-le-----lu-----jah Happy Birthday!
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Birthday Do-Si-Do

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Card Message: Well, honor your partner, step to the side, Smooth out your feathers, straighten your hide, The cows have come home and the chickens just flew in, The Birthday Hoedown is what we're doin'! Make a birthday wish, then wish some more, We're gonna do-si-do until we're sore. Grab your partner by the hoof or a wing, Now promenade, let's see you swing. Here's a birthday wish, warm and sincere - Have a happy birthday and a happy year. Now blow out your candles, go have some cake - Take your time - we need a break. Happy Birthday!
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Bee-Bop Penguins
Birthday Song

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Card Message: Hey, come on in, we're working late. We kinda been expectin' you. We hear that it's your birthday, Here's three scoops with caramely goo. All the cool birds have flocked in here, For your special day. There's Peggy Sue and Betty Lou, Both joining in your soiree. We're boppin' to the jukebox, And sippin' from our shakes. Hope you have a rockin' birthday, With plenty of yummy cake. Happy Birthday... to you! Happy Birthday... to you! Happy Birthday!
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High Tech Birthday

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Card Message: Hey, I know how much you like getting the latest tech stuff, so for your birthday I searched all over the web and got you something really special! This electronic greeting! (it's the most advanced model they had) Hope you like it! Happy Birthday!
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Cheers Quartet
Singing Telegram

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Card Message: May your soul be filled with happiness, May your heart be filled with cheer, May your mind be filled with good thoughts... And may your glass be filled with beer! Happy Birthday!
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How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays

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Card Message: How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
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Careful What You Wish

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Card Message: I wish I weren't an old man… POOF! Son-of-a… Be careful what you wish for. Happy Birthday!
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Birthday Hoedown
Singing Telegram

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Card Message: You're the bee's knees You're the pick of the litter You're the salt of the earth You're a warm apple fritter! You're fresh cookie dough, You're PB & J That's why you deserve A HAPPY BIRTHDAY Yee Haw!
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How Cats Celebrate Birthdays

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Card Message: How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owner’s face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit “magic box.” Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy “private time” behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean “magic box” and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol’ yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to “see” something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
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La Birthday Song

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Card Message: Un - deux - trois Bon Anniversaire Happy Birthday to you You have that certain je ne sais quoi -- So here is my song to you from moi! I wish you a birthday of sweet reverie filled with surprises and joie de vive! Tangos and mangos, pate de foie gras! fromage and baguettes, tres tasty, n'est-ce pas? Time spent with friends and goodies galore, so a votre sante! Attendez! There's more... A year filled with all the fun you can handle, so count the happies and not the candles! There is no end to all I wish you -- Bon Anniversaire! and Merci Beaucoup! Magnifique! Happy Birthday Fin
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Do Your Boobs
Hang Low
Singing Telegram

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Card Message: Do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie 'em in a knot can you tie 'em in a bow can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier Do your boobs hang low? That song's not so funny anymore. Happy Birthday!
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Memory Madness Game

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Card Message: Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, you’ll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the building’s windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!
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Happy Cupcake

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Card Message: Happy Cupcake to you, Happy Cupcake to you, Happy Cupcake, Happy Cupcake, Happy Cupcake to you!
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Your Birthday Wish

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Card Message: Rhinehelder Beer Bob's Pretzels Crash! This birthday may all your wishes come true.
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A Hot Chick for You

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Card Message: Must get water . . . so thirsty . . . can't go on much longer . . . water . . . For your Birthday I thought you'd enjoy seeing a hot chick on the beach.
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The B-Day Ditty

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Card Message: Today’s is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it ‘b-day’ just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty… Yeah, a B-Day Ditty… I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think they’re fun I hope you like b-days cause you’re the one I sing this B-Day Ditty… Yeah, this B-Day Ditty… Cause you’re the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day… Hap-Hap-py B-Day… I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you… Yeah, you’re the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!
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Special Delivery

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Card Message: Mr. Turtle has come all this way to deliver your birthday message! Did I mention that Mr. Turtle is a real jerk? Happy Birthday.
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Birthday Invaders

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Card Message: Move and click your mouse to hit the incoming objects before they hit you! Play game over you're old. Happy birthday
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Birthday Blaze

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Card Message: Have a blazin' birthday!
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A Birthday Blast!

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Card Message: It's Your Birthday! Hope it's a blast!
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The Over-the-Hill Song

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Card Message: Another Year Older? Time for... The Over-the-Hill Song So today’s another birthday? You can feel it in your bones? You find you’re saying, “WHAT?” In people’s ears and telephones? So today’s another birthday, And your eyesight’s getting foggy? “Hey – no it’s not! Oh, yes it is, and I’ll tell you what -- Your underpants are getting soggy! CHORUS: Just celebrate – and seize the day With awe, and joy and wonder. It’s better to be over the hill than to be under! So today’s another birthday, And your friends are poking fun? You’re hearing jokes about your age (or am I the only one?). CHORUS: Just celebrate – and seize the day With awe, and joy and wonder. It’s better to be over the hill than to be under! Look at the bright side, and have a happy birthday!
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Jump Jive and Wail
(Fun Song)

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Card Message: Baby, baby it looks like it's gonna hail Baby, baby it' looks like it's gonna hail You better come inside Let me teach you how to jive and wail You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail away! Time to jump, jive and have a happy birthday!
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Hamster-Gram

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Card Message: Hello, my buddy, Hello, my homey, Hello my longtime pal Just thought I’d drop a line, Hope that you’re feelin, fine Howya been doin’? Whatcha got brewin’? Please let me know the scoop Don’t be a nincompoop And give me the latest pooooop! Hello, my buddy, Hello, my homey, Hello my longtime pal It’s been a long, long while, I really miss your smiiiilile! Yeah! Medic! On that note, how ya doin’?
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Fiesta Dance

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Card Message: Hola! Que pasa?
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Virtual Puppy

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Card Message: I got you a surprise. It's a virtual puppy! He knows how to do lots of tricks… Choose a trick! Sit. Lay Down. Shake Hands. Roll Over. Speak. Fetch. Play Dead. Give Kisses. Thanks for playing!
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The Workout Blues
(Fun Song)

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Card Message: I’m stylin’ new gear and I got myself here – I gotta be tough If I want to look buff... My knees feel like jelly and so does my belly, My front end is sagging, My back end is dragging! I got the workout blues from my head down to my shoes! But when I’m through, I’ll look brand new Oh, I got the workout blues. My heart rate’s gone higher. My lungs are on fire, I’m feeling the burn With each twist and turn... My meltdown’s begun And the warm up’s not done! My sweat’s so extreme, What I need is some ice cream! I got the workout blues from my head down to my shoes When I’m through I’ll look brand new Woo! I’ll beat the workout blues. Woo! I beat the workout blues. Hope this shapes up to be a great day!
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Life's Special
Moments

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Card Message: Two friends hanging out, sharing special moments... That's what life's all about.
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If You Were a Dog…

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Card Message: Have you ever wondered what type of canine you’d be? Or what kind of dog would be a good match for you? Here’s your chance to find out! Just sit. I said sit. SIT down. That’s a good little doggie. Now, answer a few of the following questions about yourself… On average, how many hours do you sleep each day? Fewer than 5 5 to 6 7 to 8 9 to 10 More than 10 What time do you typically arrive at a party? Right on time A little early A few minutes late Fashionably late Very late, if at all What type of restaurant do you prefer? Cozy and Familiar Fine Dining Buffet-style Fast Food A place where you can throw peanut shells on the floor. What is your favorite type of music? Country Rock Easy listening Jazz Classical Which sport do you prefer to play? Golf Football Vollyball Track Is napping a sport? Who is your favorite talk show host? Oprah Winfrey Bill Maher Ellen DeGeneres Tyra Banks Rachel Ray What is your ideal car? BMW Lexus An SUV Hummer A Dodge RAM Which best describes you in high school? Straight A Student Cheerleader Jock Band Member Smokin’ in the Restroom If you were to get a tattoo, what would it be? A Skull A Heart A Flower Barbed Wire A Cartoon Character What do you prefer to do on your day off? Go to the Gym Head to the Bar Shop Catch a Movie Sleep You’re a Poodle! You don’t hang around with just any old mutts. You’re a classy canine who prefers the finer things in life. You’d rather starve than eat out of a dirty dish. Of all the breeds of dog, you are the most likely to carry around your own little plastic bags to curb yourself. You’re a Bulldog! You are your own boss …no one’s going to tell you to fetch! You are equally comfortable going along with the crowd or being a renegade…it just depends on what mood you’re in. And speaking of moods, you’ve got ’em. The quality of your day is often determined by what side of the doggie bed you woke up on. You’re a Chihuahua! You are a canine on the go! You do more things in one day than most other dogs do in an entire week … so why do you have so little to show for it? Maybe it’s due to your lack of organizational skills, or maybe it’s your need to look good while you’re accomplishing your tasks. Who cares? It’s time to shop! You’re a Golden Retriever! You are the original party animal! Your good nature and happy demeanor make all the other canines smile at the dog park. You are a loyal friend who loves to have the other dogs over for a weekly poker game. But you often forget to buy the snacks … a good memory is not your strong suit. You’re a Bloodhound! You’d never be caught chasing your tail in a circle … if you’re going to move a muscle, there’d better be a darn good reason to do it! You have a keen ability to sniff out charlatans, crooks, and criminals … and then invite them over for a mint julep. Just don’t let them cross you, ’cause your bite is just a big as your bark.
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A Psychic Connection

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Card Message: You know how sometimes I’m thinking about you and the phone rings and it IS you? Yeah. I think we have a psychic connection. We don’t have a psychic connection. It’s called a coincidence. Twins have psychic connections. We’re not twins. Hey, you stand here and I’ll go over there. How many fingers am I holding up? You don’t have any fingers. Exactly! See, see?! I think we should only use our secret power for good, like “I’m hungry. Buy me some ice cream!” We don’t have secret powers. Hey, your phone’s ringing! Wonder who’s calling you? I wonder who could it be? Answer your phone! I’m not answering my phone. I know it’s you. It’s like we’re psychic. Just sitting here thinking of you. Can you tell?
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The Hey There Hoedown

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Card Message: Was thinkin' 'bout you fondly, thought I'd give a little holler. Would bake a fancy cake, but I'd be covered in white flour. Smile, I look like Casper. How 'bout a dusty dosado? A two-step through the kitchen --- watch out, don't stub your toe! Been meaning to give a jingle, but this hoedown's so much better. A curvy, swervy dance --- hoo boy, it sure does beat a letter! Shoot the star once full around, I hope this ditty made you chuckle. Oh, you can play this any day if the pressures make you buckle.
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