Great news! I might be able to get you your own reality show! I just need a few more details to make sure a have all your facts right before I pitch it to the network execs. Your first name: adjective that describes your life: adjective that describes you: your job title (if unemployed, write "free spirit"): your lucky number: word describing the people you like most: your favorite zoo animal: your fantasy vacation spot: any number: any adjective: a foreign language: any number over 100: show me the pitch! Introducing..... TV! A new reality show about a free spirit named john, john 7 room mates and their pet panda who must live under one roof in ....... for..... months and convince the locals that they're a... ... family in order to win ... dollars! Does this accurately describe your life? Great! Then it's bound to be a hit! Hope your day is, too.
SERVE IT UP! How to play: Serve banana splits to hungry customers or they throw a fit & the boss gets mad! Pick up empty dishes before they break or the boss gets mad! Pick up tips for bonus points! In level 3, slipping on a banana peel will cost precious serving time! players are allowed 3 warnings before the monkey gets FIRED! KEY COMMANDS: The up, down, left and right keys on your keyboard move the monkey. use the spacebar to scoop or serve a split. Scoring: Customers = 50-150 points Tips = 100 points or more 500 point tip = 1 extra life Empty bowls = 100 points LEVELS: The game has 3 levels. you served ... kids your score was ....... GAME OVER
GET READY TO PLAY METEOR ALERT! The fiendish BEELZEBOT has collected an arsenal of meteors and is launching them at beloved home planet of Saturn! SATURN NEEDS YOUR HELP! MISSION: Control your ship manned by CHARLIE (model# XR-382) to ward off the attack. protect Saturn from meteors by ramming them with your ship to deflect them from the planet or destroy them with supplies from the ground. Survive the attack and face off against BEELZEBOT once and for all! CAUTION! Larger meteors do more damage to the planet if they get past your ship. They also depleted your shield more quickly when you ram into them than smaller ones do. Pick up stars to power up your shield energy. Watch your shield display to see when you are 'low. Allies on the ground will send these items to you when you are running low. Pick them up to enable your ship. missile bomb mine. The planet display shows Saturn's health. if it goes down to nothing, Saturn is damaged beyond repair. BEELZEBOT has won and the game is over. Use the LEFT and RIGHT arrow keys to ROTATE SHIP. Use the up arrow key to ACCELERATE. use the DOWN arrow key to BRAKE. use the SPACEBAR to DEPLY WEAPON. GOOD LUCK! PHASE1 Goal: Score 300 pts! (Tip: Ramming meteors and using mines scores the most points) PHASE 2 Goal: Score 10.000 pts! (Watch out! They're coming bigger and faster now!) PHASE 3 GOAL: score 15,000 pts! CAUTION! Beelzebot has bombs bow! (Just one of Beelzebot's bombs will destroy the planet. Go to the timer and defuse his bomb within 20 seconds to the games over!) GAME OVER YOUR HEROIC EFFORTS WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR MILLENIA TO COME.
MAD MEL'S MINI-MONSTER MAKER Hi! My name is Toby and I am Mad Mel's assistant. Mad Mel wanted me to give the following disclaimer Mad Mel and his associates are not responsible for any side effects such as: freaky fright, terminal teeth chattering or serious shaking. To make a monster, click the ingredients to your left that you would like Mad Mel to up in the vat. After you have added your ingredients press the "Make Monster" to see the results. It's that easy! Now, tickle me to play!