The Perfect Card

eCard Verse:

Finding you cards, Dad, has never been easy, Won't settle for average or sappy or cheesy... No duck ponds, no moose heads, no bloodhounds or beagles, No mountaintop vistas with bears or bald eagles... No fishing, no tackle, no scales ...

Finding you cards, Dad, has never been easy, Won't settle for average or sappy or cheesy... No duck ponds, no moose heads, no bloodhounds or beagles, No mountaintop vistas with bears or bald eagles... No fishing, no tackle, no scales and no gills, No mowers, leaf blowers, no barbecue grills... No hammocks, recliners, no golf clubs or carts, No chess boards, and clearly no flowers or farts... Nothing ironic, cliche or hard-hitting, Just something like this - Love you lots, Dad... no kidding! Happy Father's Day!