Dog Days of Christmas

[Lyrics] On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a collar to keep away fleas! On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... two rawhide chews and a collar to keep away fleas! On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... three slow squirrels, two rawhide chews and a collar to keep away fleas! On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... four long walks, three slow squirrels, two rawhide chews and a collar to keep away fleas! Where were we? Um... On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... twelve hours of napping, eleven toys a-squeaking, ten crotches for sniffing, nine mailmen running, eight hands a-petting, seven treats for crunching, six smelly shoes, FIVE NEUT-ERED VETS! Four long walks, three slow squirrels, two rawhide chews and cute labradoodle puppies! [Message] Hope you get everything you want this Christmas!