How Cats Celebrate Birthdays: 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owner's face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served... 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to "see" something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. [Message] Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
