Funny Birthday Cards | Blue Mountain

Birthday Alpaca Printable

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Card Message: Cover Verse: I got an alpaca so I could give you a beautiful sweater for your birthday. Inside Verse: ...but apparently, they don't know how to knit. Happy Birthday, Anyway
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Birthday Sheet Cake Printable

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Card Message: Cover Verse: No, you idiot! I said they wanted a SHEET cake! Inside Verse: Happy Birthday and all that crap.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

What the Duck Printable

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Card Message: Cover Verse: What the duck?! Inside Verse: You're another year older! Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

40th Birthday Printable

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: So! You're 40! Inside Verse: (Awkward silence) Uh...Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

That's Not Old Printable

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Card Message: Cover Verse: Holy $#@%! Inside Verse: What I meant was, "That's not old." Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Guess What? Printable

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Guess What? Inside Verse: Chicken butt. Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

A Billion Dollars Printable

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Card Message: Cover Verse: When it comes to gift-giving, they say it's the thought that counts... Inside Verse: Well, guess who just thought about giving you a billion dollars. (Yes, I know it's a lot, but you're worth every imaginary penny.) Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Warning: 50 is the "F Word" Printable

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Warning! This card contains the "F" Word! Inside Verse: Happy Fiftieth Birthday!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Keeping It Real Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3474664/cards-birthday-keeping-it-real-printable--thumb.png
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Card Message: Cover Verse: Hot damn! Are those real? My boobs? No, your teeth. Inside Verse: It's your birthday- keep it real.
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Happy Birthday 2U Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484244/cards-birthday-happy-birthday-2u-printable--thumb.png
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Card Message: Cover Verse: Texting Bee "'2moro'...could you use it in an incomplete sentence, please?" Inside Verse: OMG! HB2U!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

21st Birthday Printable

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484228/cards-21st-birthday-21st-birthday-printable--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: 21 Years Old! Enjoy Your First Beer! Inside Verse: (wink wink) Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: True
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Your Birthday Cod

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large preview: https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3459788/cards-birthday-your-birthday-cod--thumb.png
Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: [Name], do you know what this is? Inside Verse: It's your birthday cod, of course!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

You're Awesome

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Card Message: Cover Verse: It's your birthday Wherever you go, whatever you do, always remember there's only one you... Inside Verse: ...and you're AWESOME! Have a Great Day
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

A Nutty Birthday

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: It's your birthday and as Scotty The Squirrel would say... Inside Verse: ...you're not old as long as you can remember where your nuts are. Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Getting Older

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: I'm thinking about getting a tattoo. Yeah? What kind? A skull? A naked woman? Inside Verse: My name and address... I ain't getting any younger, y'know! Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Cheers to You!

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: A pessimist says, "The wine glass is half empty." An optimist says, "The wine glass is half full." Inside Verse: An opportunist says, "Hey, look! Free wine!" Cheers to you on your birthday!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

Birthday Cure-All

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Card Message: Cover Verse: Eliminates sagging Eliminates wrinkles Eliminates fine lines Eliminates puffiness Eliminates aging Inside Verse: Eliminates caring Happy Birthday
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

We're So Alike

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse: Happy Birthday to someone who's charming, intelligent, great-looking, and fun to be around. Inside Verse: We're so much alike, it's frightening!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: B0

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