Funny Printable Seasonal Greeting Cards for Parent

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Card Message: Cover Verse:

Happy Mother's Day...

Inside Verse:

Well, enough about you.
I see an empty food dish sitting
over there...
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
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Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: CF

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Card Message: Cover Verse:

It's
Father's Day,
so go
ahead--
nap all you want!

For as
a wise man
once
said...

Inside Verse:

I'm not napping,
I'm just resting
my eyes!

Enjoy your day!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: CF

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Inside Verse:

Hey, if you're going to have
a Happy Father's Day,
you're going to need
the right tools.

Happy Father's Day
from Jason
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
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Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: CF

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse:

For Father's Day,
the Top Ten Ways
You and I Are Alike:

10. We both like to stick our heads
out the car window
and bark at other drivers.

9. There's nothing more comforting
to us than napping in front of the T.V.

8. Others get impatient waiting
for us to finish going potty.

7. We've both been in the doghouse
at one time or another.

6. We make warm, furry bed partners.

5. Sometimes we beg for
extra scraps of food.

4. You fix things - I'm a fixed thing.

3. We both like to sit around
and scratch ourselves.

2. We whine if we're not
let out of the house
to play once in a while.

And the Number One Way You and I Are Alike...

Inside Verse:

1. Given a choice, we'd rather
just lie around and do nothing
but eat and sleep all day.
(I'm up for that if you are!)

Happy Father's Day
From the Dog
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: CF

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse:

Free Beer for[Name]

Inside Verse:

Now that I have
your undivided attention,
Happy Father's Day!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: CF

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Quick Send: True
Card Message: Cover Verse:

Just a friendly
little Father's Day card
from me, Spot,
the family dog.

Inside Verse:

See? I can leave
nice little surprises
around the house
once in a while, too!
Price: 1
Customer Type: free
Path: 0
Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False
Product Type: CF

Funny Seasonal Greeting Cards Parent