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It's time to make birthday wishes great again, okay? I'm dedicating this message to somebody really tremendous and very, very classy. Here. We. Go. Dear [RECIPIENT], today, my hair is fantastic. So great. It's a tremendous, tremendous day. Believe...

It's time to make birthday wishes great again, okay? I'm dedicating this message to somebody really tremendous and very, very classy. Here. We. Go. Dear [RECIPIENT], today, my hair is fantastic. So great. It's a tremendous, tremendous day. Believe me. Today is your birthday, and you deserve, if I'm being honest, an enormous, HUUUGE and bigly celeb...UGH! That's a disaster. Let me start over. I am calling on Congress to officially proclaim this to be...are you ready for it? [RECIPIENT] Day! Okay? Amazing! Another perfect post. Okay, time for a snackarooski.