Trump's Perfect Birthday Post (Personalize)

Card Verse

It's time to make birthday wishes great again, okay? I'm dedicating this message to somebody really tremendous and very, very classy. Here. We. Go. Dear [RECIPIENT], today, my hair is fantastic. So great. It's a tremendous, tremendous day. Believe...

It's time to make birthday wishes great again, okay? I'm dedicating this message to somebody really tremendous and very, very classy. Here. We. Go. Dear [RECIPIENT], today, my hair is fantastic. So great. It's a tremendous, tremendous day. Believe me. Today is your birthday, and you deserve, if I'm being honest, an enormous, HUUUGE and bigly celeb...UGH! That's a disaster. Let me start over. I am calling on Congress to officially proclaim this to be...are you ready for it? [RECIPIENT] Day! Okay? Amazing! Another perfect post. Okay, time for a snackarooski.