Lesser of Two Weevils

eCard Verse:

I was trying to decide what to get you for your birthday, when a little boll weevil walked right by me, carrying a sign that said: Send an e-card Then a much BIGGER boll weevil walked by me, carrying a sign that said: Buy a Present! I thought and ...

I was trying to decide what to get you for your birthday, when a little boll weevil walked right by me, carrying a sign that said: Send an e-card Then a much BIGGER boll weevil walked by me, carrying a sign that said: Buy a Present! I thought and I thought, and finally I knew what to do...I choose the lesser of two weevils! Hope you like your Happy Birthday e-card.