How I Tried to Remember Your Birthday Ecard

eCard Verse:

How I tried to remember your birthday- I wrote the date upon my hand and also in a planner, I hired a plane to jog my brain by pulling a great big banner. I taped your picture on the fridge so thoughts of you would linger, and finally, I found som...

How I tried to remember your birthday- I wrote the date upon my hand and also in a planner, I hired a plane to jog my brain by pulling a great big banner. I taped your picture on the fridge so thoughts of you would linger, and finally, I found some string and tied it to my finger. But I must've tied it too tight 'cause I cut off my circulation, passed out, and didn't come to until your birthday was over. Happy Belated!