funny Printable Everyday Cards
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Your Birthday Cod
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- Cover Verse: [Name], do you know what this is? Inside Verse: It's your birthday cod, of course!
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
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- False
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- False
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- False
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- B0
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Birthday Alpaca Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484242/cards-birthday-birthday-alpaca-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: I got an alpaca so I could give you a beautiful sweater for your birthday. Inside Verse: ...but apparently, they don't know how to knit. Happy Birthday, Anyway
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
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- False
- Mature Content
- False
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- False
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- B0
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What the Duck Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484241/cards-birthday-what-the-duck-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: What the duck?! Inside Verse: You're another year older! Happy Birthday
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
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- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
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- B0
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3475077/cards-anniversary-peanut-butter-and-jelly-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: Good couples go together like peanut butter and jelly! Inside Verse: Okay, so maybe the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth, and the jelly gets all over the place, and the whole thing is just one sticky, chaotic mess, but, hey, that's the beauty of marriage! Happy Anniversary
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
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- False
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- False
- Facebookable
- False
- Product Type
- B0
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That's Not Old Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484243/cards-birthday-thats-not-old-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: Holy $#@%! Inside Verse: What I meant was, "That's not old." Happy Birthday
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
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- B0
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A Nutty Birthday
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460598/cards-birthday-a-nutty-birthday--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: It's your birthday and as Scotty The Squirrel would say... Inside Verse: ...you're not old as long as you can remember where your nuts are. Happy Birthday
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
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- False
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- B0
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Getting Older
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460597/cards-birthday-getting-older--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: I'm thinking about getting a tattoo. Yeah? What kind? A skull? A naked woman? Inside Verse: My name and address... I ain't getting any younger, y'know! Happy Birthday
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
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- False
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- B0
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You're Awesome
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3459794/cards-birthday-youre-awesome--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: It's your birthday Wherever you go, whatever you do, always remember there's only one you... Inside Verse: ...and you're AWESOME! Have a Great Day
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
- Product Type
- B0
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Being Together Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3475079/cards-anniversary-being-together-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: Happy Anniversary! You know, if you stay together long enough, you'll start to look alike! Inside Verse: Now aren't you glad you both married someone good-looking? Have a good one!
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
- Product Type
- B0
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Tough Cookie Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3475606/cards-encouragement-tough-cookie-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: tough cookie (tuhf kook-e) - noun. 1. Someone with just the right mix of sweetness and strength. 2. One who doesn't crumble under pressure. 3. A fighter who's too busy kicking butt to sit down and cry, but knows it's okay to do both. 4. A person who doesn't always ask for support, but has lots of friends who would do anything to help. Inside Verse: Hang in there, Tough Cookie.
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
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- B0
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Two Thumbs Up
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473568/cards-congratulations-two-thumbs-up--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: Yay, you! Woo-hoo! Inside Verse: You're a "two thumbs up" kind of awesome! Congrats
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
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- B0
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Cheers to You!
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3471868/cards-birthday-cheers-to-you--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: A pessimist says, "The wine glass is half empty." An optimist says, "The wine glass is half full." Inside Verse: An opportunist says, "Hey, look! Free wine!" Cheers to you on your birthday!
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- 1
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- free
- Path
- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
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- B0
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Warning: 50 is the "F Word" Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484232/cards-50th-birthday-warning-50-is-the-f-word-printable--master_380x304.png
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- True
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- Cover Verse: Warning! This card contains the "F" Word! Inside Verse: Happy Fiftieth Birthday!
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
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- False
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- B0
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Guess What? Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3474663/cards-birthday-guess-what-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: Guess What? Inside Verse: Chicken butt. Happy Birthday
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
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- B0
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Birthday Sheet Cake Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3474662/cards-birthday-birthday-sheet-cake-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: No, you idiot! I said they wanted a SHEET cake! Inside Verse: Happy Birthday and all that crap.
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
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- False
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- False
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- False
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- B0
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Happy Birthday 2U Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484244/cards-birthday-happy-birthday-2u-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: Texting Bee "'2moro'...could you use it in an incomplete sentence, please?" Inside Verse: OMG! HB2U!
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
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- False
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- False
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- False
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- B0
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A Billion Dollars Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3474661/cards-birthday-a-billion-dollars-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: When it comes to gift-giving, they say it's the thought that counts... Inside Verse: Well, guess who just thought about giving you a billion dollars. (Yes, I know it's a lot, but you're worth every imaginary penny.) Happy Birthday
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
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- False
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- B0
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Keeping It Real Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3474664/cards-birthday-keeping-it-real-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: Hot damn! Are those real? My boobs? No, your teeth. Inside Verse: It's your birthday- keep it real.
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
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- False
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- B0
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Victory Dance Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473938/cards-bat-and-bar-mitzvah-victory-dance-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Just a little victory dance for your Bar Mitzvah. Congratulations.
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- free
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- 0
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- False
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- False
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- False
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- B0
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We're So Alike
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3471870/cards-birthday-were-so-alike--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: Happy Birthday to someone who's charming, intelligent, great-looking, and fun to be around. Inside Verse: We're so much alike, it's frightening!
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- 1
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- free
- Path
- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
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- B0
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Really Miss You Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3475628/cards-miss-you-really-miss-you-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: A Poem for You Ahem. I think I'm gonna need a tissue. Inside Verse: Why? Because I really miss you! The end.
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- 1
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- free
- Path
- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
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- B0
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Thanky-Thanky Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3475068/cards-thank-you-thanky-thanky-printable--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: Thanky-Thanky Bo-Banky Banana-Fana Fo-Fanky Me-Mi-Mo Manky... Inside Verse: Thanky! (I get kinda silly when people do nice things for me.)
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
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- B0
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21st Birthday Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484228/cards-21st-birthday-21st-birthday-printable--master_380x304.png
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- True
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- Cover Verse: 21 Years Old! Enjoy Your First Beer! Inside Verse: (wink wink) Happy Birthday
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
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- False
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- B0
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Miss You Already Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473601/cards-good-bye-miss-you-already-printable--master_380x304.png
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- True
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- Cover Verse: See ya later, Alligator! After a while, Crocodile! Inside Verse: Wishing you lots of happiness and missing you already.
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- 1
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- free
- Path
- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
- Product Type
- B0
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40th Birthday Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3484225/cards-40th-birthday-40th-birthday-printable--master_380x304.png
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- True
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- Cover Verse: So! You're 40! Inside Verse: (Awkward silence) Uh...Happy Birthday
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
- Product Type
- B0
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Into Mischief?
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3473070/cards-thinking-of-you-into-mischief--master_380x304.png
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- True
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- Cover Verse: None Inside Verse: Been up to any mischief lately?
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
- Product Type
- B0
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Birthday Cure-All
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3460596/cards-birthday-birthday-cure-all--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: Eliminates sagging Eliminates wrinkles Eliminates fine lines Eliminates puffiness Eliminates aging Inside Verse: Eliminates caring Happy Birthday
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- 1
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- free
- Path
- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
- Product Type
- B0
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Thanks from the Bunch
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3471948/cards-thank-you-thanks-from-the-bunch--master_380x304.png
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- True
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- Cover Verse: Thanks from the Whole Bunch! Inside Verse: ...we're eternally grapeful!
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- 1
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- free
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- 0
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- False
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- False
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- False
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- B0
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Gazillion Thanks
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3471952/cards-thank-you-gazillion-thanks--master_380x304.png
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- Cover Verse: Which is bigger: a zillion, or a bjillion, or a gazillion?? Inside Verse: Whichever one it is, THANKS that much, plus one.
- Price
- 1
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- free
- Path
- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
- Product Type
- B0
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Saying Thank You Printable
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- https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/unifiedbuilder/3475069/cards-thank-you-saying-thank-you-printable--master_380x304.png
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- True
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- Cover Verse: My mother always told me to say "thank you." Inside Verse: ...and to wear clean underwear. Thank you! (one out of two ain't bad.)
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- 1
- Customer Type
- free
- Path
- 0
- Is New?
- False
- Mature Content
- False
- Facebookable
- False
- Product Type
- B0