It's a Boy! Joan and Mike, the first steps a baby takes are into your heart.
These precious moments of today, so treasured and so few, Are filled with many special joys for your little boy and you.
Before you even know it, your new baby's learned to crawl, To walk and talk, to jump and run, while growing strong and tall... A day and then a year, and time has flown so very fast - Those sweet and tender baby years are treasures of the past.
May each day bring your family hours of happiness together, Making memories that you'll share today and that you'll keep forever.
10. You can open all your own jars. 9. Your underwear is ten bucks for a 3-pack. 8. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me." 7. You don't have to get out of the shower to pee. 6. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 5. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. 4. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 3. You can get by with only one hairstyle change every ten years. 2. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit - you just become better friends.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN...