Cover Verse: M is for the Many Meals you made me... O is for how Often I was bad... T is for the Times I Tried your patience... H is for your Hugs when I was sad... E is for your Energy and Effort, and all the Extra-special things you do... R is for this Rhyme that you are Reading... Inside Verse: ...and to say Im really glad my Mom is you. Happy Mothers Day
Cover Verse: It's Mother's Day! Relax, take a long nap, put your feet up, and don't worry about a thing! Inside Verse: Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Now THAT'S a funny card, isn't it?
Cover Verse:
Mom,
Where would this
family be without
your kind heart
and loving example?
Inside Verse:
Probably on "Jerry Springer"
throwing chairs at each other.
Happy Mother's Day
Cover Verse: Mom, I'm sorry about all those dumb little things I did when I was a kid. Inside Verse: Just be thankful you only know about half of them! Happy Mother's Day from Stephen
Cover Verse: Mom, the Mother's Day Fairy heard you wanted a day of rest and relaxation - no cooking, no cleaning, no errands. Inside Verse: She said she does wishes, not miracles. Happy Mother's Day!
Cover Verse: A Mother's Day Poem from the Dog: You feed me when I'm hungry, You keep water in my dish, You let me sleep on anything Or in any place I wish. You sometimes let me lick your hands, or even lick your face, Despite the fact I've licked myself In every private place. You taught me how to come when called, You taught me how to sit, You always let me go outside, So I can take a s- stroll. You'll always have my loyalty, up to the bitter end, 'cause after all, it's plain to see... Inside Verse: You are a dog's best friend! Happy Mother's Day
Cover Verse: An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... Inside Verse: A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it in the dishwasher. Happy Mother's Day!
Cover Verse: MOM, I can't imagine what LIFE would be like without you... Inside Verse: I'd probably be eating candy I got from a stranger, talking with my mouth full, and waving around sharp objects while I sit too close to the TV in yesterday's underwear. Thanks, and Happy Mother's Day!