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        Cover Verse: Georgia’s Personal Guide to Doctorspeak What Your Doctor Says: What Your Doctor Means: I’d like to run a few more tests. (I want the sunroof option for my new sports car.) Please make a follow-up appointment. (I’d also like the CD player with the five-disc changer.) Bend over. Bend over. (Hey, some things are bad enough without some deeper meaning.) The nurse will take over from here. (I’m late for my tee-off time.) You’ll feel some slight discomfort. (This is gonna hurt like hell.) Hmmm… that’s interesting… (What the heck is THAT?) This is a highly treatable disease. (How much insurance do you have?) Inside Verse: What This Card Says: Hope you’re better soon, Jerry! What This Card Means: Hope you’re better soon, Jerry!
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        Cover Verse: Hey, Marty! An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Inside Verse: (...if you throw hard and your aim is accurate.) Feel Better Soon!
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        Cover Verse: Since you’re in the hospital, Tom, you ought to know this... What is the name of the man who invented the hospital gown? Inside Verse: ...Dr. Seymore Butts. Hang in There!
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        Cover Verse: People Have the Darndest Accidents, Julia Some slip on bananas Or fall through thin ice, Hammer their thumbs Or get pinched in a vise. Some walk into manholes Or fall out of bed, Ski into trees Or get bopped on the head. Inside Verse: But whatever it was That just happened to you, Hope that real soon You'll be fixed up like new! Get Well Soon!
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        Cover Verse: Get Well Soon, Lori Inside Verse: ...and no matter what, don't let anyone tell you soup will help.
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        Cover Verse: Heard you had an accident, Jim! Well, that's good! Inside Verse: At least you didn't do it on purpose! Hope You're Better Soon!
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