Cover Verse: Georgias Personal Guide to Doctorspeak What Your Doctor Says: What Your Doctor Means: Id like to run a few more tests. (I want the sunroof option for my new sports car.) Please make a follow-up appointment. (Id also like the CD player with the five-disc changer.) Bend over. Bend over. (Hey, some things are bad enough without some deeper meaning.) The nurse will take over from here. (Im late for my tee-off time.) Youll feel some slight discomfort. (This is gonna hurt like hell.) Hmmm thats interesting (What the heck is THAT?) This is a highly treatable disease. (How much insurance do you have?) Inside Verse: What This Card Says: Hope youre better soon, Jerry! What This Card Means: Hope youre better soon, Jerry!
Cover Verse: People Have the Darndest Accidents, Julia Some slip on bananas Or fall through thin ice, Hammer their thumbs Or get pinched in a vise. Some walk into manholes Or fall out of bed, Ski into trees Or get bopped on the head. Inside Verse: But whatever it was That just happened to you, Hope that real soon You'll be fixed up like new! Get Well Soon!