Cover Verse: Top Ten Most Frequently Used
10. Quit tyin up the bathroom!
9. Get off the darn phone!
8. Give it a little gas... No...! Brake! Braaaake!!
7. Youre not leaving this house dressed like that!
6. Its gonna cost HOW much?!?
5. Who turned up the thermostat?!?
4. When I was your age, I had to walk through three feet of snow to get to school!
3. If you dont knock it off, I'm gonna turn this car around and take you
right back home!
2. Dont make me come up there!!
And the Number One Most Frequently Used Dad Phrase Is...
Inside Verse: Go ask your mother!
(Was there ever any doubt?)
Happy Fathers Day, Dad
Cover Verse: For Father's Day, the Top Ten Ways You and I Are Alike: 10. We both like to stick our heads out the car window and bark at other drivers. 9. There's nothing more comforting to us than napping in front of the T.V. 8. Others get impatient waiting for us to finish going potty. 7. We've both been in the doghouse at one time or another. 6. We make warm, furry bed partners. 5. Sometimes we beg for extra scraps of food. 4. You fix things - I'm a fixed thing. 3. We both like to sit around and scratch ourselves. 2. We whine if we're not let out of the house to play once in a while. And the Number One Way You and I Are Alike... Inside Verse: 1. Given a choice, we'd rather just lie around and do nothing but eat and sleep all day. (I'm up for that if you are!) Happy Father's Day From the Dog