A Valentine's Day love song for you I'm here to tell you I got you on my mind, you're the sweetest thing that I ever could find, I love you more than a pig loves mud, I think of you more often than a cow chews cud. Dreaming about you keeps me pretty busy, it makes me kinda sweaty and a little bit dizzy. I like staying in with you, I like going out, And you always smell better than sauerkraut. Well I just wanted to wish you a happy day, But I'll stop singin' - I got nothin' else to say. Happy Valentine's Day!
It's mother's day and I'm here to say you're one terrific mother! you can wipe a nose and tie shoe bows better than any other! it's your day you know, go enjoy a rodeo or just sit on the front porch and stare. the chores can all wait, you can sleep in late! just throw a big hat on your hair! it's mother's day, you deserve to play so act like a kid and have fun. go fish in crick, eat grits till you're sick and nap like a dog in the sun. it's mother's day, in yer own special way go dancin' and shake your booty... take a long, hot shower and enjoy every hour 'cuz tomorrow you're back on duty! happy mother's day!
Weeeeeeellllllllllllllllll Halloween is the best time of year! We've waited so long and it's finally here! It's time fer giving candy filled with sugar and goo - But don't forget to save the tasty ones for you! Yes, it's time fer trick-or-treatin` and it's time fer playin` pranks. It's time fer haunted houses filled with eerie squeaks and clanks. It's time for jack-o`-lanterns and fer ghosts that holler, ``BOO!`` And it's time fer special wishes like this one sent just fer you! Happy Halloween!
Thanksgiving is my favorite of days Family and friends stuffing their face Trimmings are yummy, but let me be heard I'm here to sing about that plump juicy bird I like turkey country fried I like turkey dressed as a bride I like turkey all morning, all night Try and take my turkey there's gonna be a fight I like my turkey different ways Candied, pickled, boiled or in mayonnaise Munchin' up that turkey is so divine I even like to wash it down with turkey wine I would eat a turkey painted blue I'd eat turkey in nuclear goo I never get enough turkey that's true But I like my turkey best when I share it with you Happy Thanksgiving!
Hip Hip Hooray! It's your happy day Hope that things are going your way If you were in Hawaii they'd give you a lei If you were in France you'd get a cake of pate Fill the balloons and let the streamers fly Round up the presents and stack'em up high Grab yourself a tail and cover your eyes Pin it on the donkey Watch out! He might bite! Raise up your glass and give a cheer Here's to another happy year Grab yourself a horn and give a little toot While you jump around and dance In your birthday suit! You're one year older, time to celebrate So blow out the candles and cut up the cake Wish this happy day could last all year long But I'm running outta breath Gotta end this song Happy Birthday!
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave me 12 Dancin' June bugs, 11 fried candy canes, 10 funky ties, 9 squirrels stewin', 8 moldy fruitcakes, 7 Lava Lamps, 6 hogs a snortin', 5 disco wigs, 4 sullen donkeys, 3 tiny wrestlers, 2 Fuzzy slippers and a monster truck build for speed! Merry Christmas!
It's father's day. With lotsa good things Just a comin' yer way Got a kid or twoo Well that's okay! Oh boy it's Father's Day! Dad works really hard and gives it all he's got Then he comes home to play with dolls or build a ro-bot And for all that he does he is sure loved a lotttttt... Oh boy it's Father's Day!
The robin says hi with a cute little chirp, My cousin says hi with a big belly burp, The beagle says hi with a HOWWWLLLLL! A squeak from his wheel might be "hi" from a gerbil, They's pretty friendly, but not real verbal. The grizzly says hi with a GRRROWWWWLLL! The baker says howdy, or hi or hello, While frosting some cupcakes or rolling out dough. The cow will say hi with a MOOOOOOOO! The waitress says hi while she's holding two trays, Yes folks'll say howdy in dozens of ways, Like this little song that's for YOUUUUUUUUU!
Well, howdy there friend, how you doin' today? Wondered if you'd like to come out and play. You're my best friend in the whole wide world. Bein' with you is better'n bein' with squirrels. Havin' a friend like you is my good luck. I rank you right up there with my pick-up truck. You're honest and kind, always tell the truth. I value you more than I value my tooth. Now let's keep bein' friends and never stop. We'll always stick together like two hogs in slop. But I'm gettin' kind of tired and this song's at an end. I sure am right proud that you and me's friends. Thanks for bein' my friend!