Free Funny Just Because eCards

Hamster-Gram

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Card Message: Hello, my buddy, Hello, my homey, Hello my longtime pal Just thought I’d drop a line, Hope that you’re feelin, fine Howya been doin’? Whatcha got brewin’? Please let me know the scoop Don’t be a nincompoop And give me the latest pooooop! Hello, my buddy, Hello, my homey, Hello my longtime pal It’s been a long, long while, I really miss your smiiiilile! Yeah! Medic! On that note, how ya doin’?
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Fiesta Dance

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Card Message: Hola! Que pasa?
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Virtual Puppy

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Card Message: I got you a surprise. It's a virtual puppy! He knows how to do lots of tricks… Choose a trick! Sit. Lay Down. Shake Hands. Roll Over. Speak. Fetch. Play Dead. Give Kisses. Thanks for playing!
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Customer Type: free
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Facebookable: True

The Workout Blues
(Fun Song)

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Card Message: I’m stylin’ new gear and I got myself here – I gotta be tough If I want to look buff... My knees feel like jelly and so does my belly, My front end is sagging, My back end is dragging! I got the workout blues from my head down to my shoes! But when I’m through, I’ll look brand new Oh, I got the workout blues. My heart rate’s gone higher. My lungs are on fire, I’m feeling the burn With each twist and turn... My meltdown’s begun And the warm up’s not done! My sweat’s so extreme, What I need is some ice cream! I got the workout blues from my head down to my shoes When I’m through I’ll look brand new Woo! I’ll beat the workout blues. Woo! I beat the workout blues. Hope this shapes up to be a great day!
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Customer Type: free
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If You Were a Dog…

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Card Message: Have you ever wondered what type of canine you’d be? Or what kind of dog would be a good match for you? Here’s your chance to find out! Just sit. I said sit. SIT down. That’s a good little doggie. Now, answer a few of the following questions about yourself… On average, how many hours do you sleep each day? Fewer than 5 5 to 6 7 to 8 9 to 10 More than 10 What time do you typically arrive at a party? Right on time A little early A few minutes late Fashionably late Very late, if at all What type of restaurant do you prefer? Cozy and Familiar Fine Dining Buffet-style Fast Food A place where you can throw peanut shells on the floor. What is your favorite type of music? Country Rock Easy listening Jazz Classical Which sport do you prefer to play? Golf Football Vollyball Track Is napping a sport? Who is your favorite talk show host? Oprah Winfrey Bill Maher Ellen DeGeneres Tyra Banks Rachel Ray What is your ideal car? BMW Lexus An SUV Hummer A Dodge RAM Which best describes you in high school? Straight A Student Cheerleader Jock Band Member Smokin’ in the Restroom If you were to get a tattoo, what would it be? A Skull A Heart A Flower Barbed Wire A Cartoon Character What do you prefer to do on your day off? Go to the Gym Head to the Bar Shop Catch a Movie Sleep You’re a Poodle! You don’t hang around with just any old mutts. You’re a classy canine who prefers the finer things in life. You’d rather starve than eat out of a dirty dish. Of all the breeds of dog, you are the most likely to carry around your own little plastic bags to curb yourself. You’re a Bulldog! You are your own boss …no one’s going to tell you to fetch! You are equally comfortable going along with the crowd or being a renegade…it just depends on what mood you’re in. And speaking of moods, you’ve got ’em. The quality of your day is often determined by what side of the doggie bed you woke up on. You’re a Chihuahua! You are a canine on the go! You do more things in one day than most other dogs do in an entire week … so why do you have so little to show for it? Maybe it’s due to your lack of organizational skills, or maybe it’s your need to look good while you’re accomplishing your tasks. Who cares? It’s time to shop! You’re a Golden Retriever! You are the original party animal! Your good nature and happy demeanor make all the other canines smile at the dog park. You are a loyal friend who loves to have the other dogs over for a weekly poker game. But you often forget to buy the snacks … a good memory is not your strong suit. You’re a Bloodhound! You’d never be caught chasing your tail in a circle … if you’re going to move a muscle, there’d better be a darn good reason to do it! You have a keen ability to sniff out charlatans, crooks, and criminals … and then invite them over for a mint julep. Just don’t let them cross you, ’cause your bite is just a big as your bark.
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Customer Type: free
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

A Psychic Connection

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Card Message: You know how sometimes I’m thinking about you and the phone rings and it IS you? Yeah. I think we have a psychic connection. We don’t have a psychic connection. It’s called a coincidence. Twins have psychic connections. We’re not twins. Hey, you stand here and I’ll go over there. How many fingers am I holding up? You don’t have any fingers. Exactly! See, see?! I think we should only use our secret power for good, like “I’m hungry. Buy me some ice cream!” We don’t have secret powers. Hey, your phone’s ringing! Wonder who’s calling you? I wonder who could it be? Answer your phone! I’m not answering my phone. I know it’s you. It’s like we’re psychic. Just sitting here thinking of you. Can you tell?
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The Hey There Hoedown

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Card Message: Was thinkin' 'bout you fondly, thought I'd give a little holler. Would bake a fancy cake, but I'd be covered in white flour. Smile, I look like Casper. How 'bout a dusty dosado? A two-step through the kitchen --- watch out, don't stub your toe! Been meaning to give a jingle, but this hoedown's so much better. A curvy, swervy dance --- hoo boy, it sure does beat a letter! Shoot the star once full around, I hope this ditty made you chuckle. Oh, you can play this any day if the pressures make you buckle.
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Customer Type: free
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True