Funny Valentine's Day eCards
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- Bow to your partner, swing across the floor, Eat a box of chocolates and go back for more. Shake your tail in the air - it's good, clean fun, The Valentine's Day hoedown has begun! Stomp on the toes of the one who did you wrong, This dance floor is where you belong! Smile at a chicken as you dance with a bull, It ain't no big surprise your dance card is full! Now if you think this hoedown is just for lovers -- The folks you do-si-do with under the covers, Well, you'll have missed the boat cuz we love to dance with friends, Where the laughing and the jiggin' never ends. Happy Valentine's Day!
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- Happy Valentine's Day to somebunny special!
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- SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentines Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentines Day is just as much fun! (Except for the poopy thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
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- Valentine it rhymes with twine, And other more romantic words like wine and dine, But best of all it rhymes with mine Cause my forever Valentine is you. Theres fancier words like "turpentine," And words that even Stephen Hawkins cant define But I dont care Im on cloud nine Cause my forever Valentine is you. Youre more than mine, Youre so divine, You stole my heart and that just suits me fine... Id cross the Rhine, Climb a peak Alpine Just to get closer to those lips of thine I feel so sad for Frankenstein His wife was just a battery all alkaline, But youre so real that it tickles my spine... My forever Valentine is you... my forever Valentine is you... my forever and ever and ever and ever Valenti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yine... is you-oooo. You're my forever Valentine. Happy Valentine's Day
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- I was trying to decide what to get you for Valentine's day, when a little boll weevil walked right by me, carrying a sign that said: Send an e-card Then a much BIGGER boll weevil walked by me, carrying a sign that said: Buy a Present! Hope you like your Happy Valentine's Day e-card.
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- Hogs and kisses on Valentine's Day!
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- Click the dogs! Happy Valentines Day!
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- If you were a piece of Valentine candy, you'd definitely be the sweetest! ...or is it the nuttiest? Doesn't matter. I'm just glad we're friends. Happy Valentine's Day
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- Do you dig the sweets? Heres a crazy little tune, for all you candy lovers everywhere. Some folks dig this time of year, Lovers feel their hearts a thumpin, Flowers and gifts with fancy bows? That aint what gets us a jumpin. V-V-V-Valentines Day, Skeedl-deebop Skeedl-deebum V-V-V-Valentines Day, Dig that candy, yum, yum. V-V-V-Valentines Day, Ba-da-bing, bring on the eats, A swingin day for tasty treats. Heart-shaped boxes, big and red That is what makes our hearts sing. Filled with crazy chocolates makes our Mouths say ring-a-ding-ding! V-V-V-Valentines Day, Skeedl-deebop Skeedl-deebum V-V-V-Valentines Day, Dig that candy, yum, yum. V-V-V-Valentines Day, Ba-da-bing, bring on the eats, A swingin day for tasty treats.
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- Catch all the love bugs. Shake the jar to make the bugs glow. Happy Valentine's Day
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- INTRO Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and you've been recruited to help Cupid sharpen his shooting skills. HOW TO PLAY Move your mouse to aim and click to shoot at the targets. Watch where you're shooting! The couples are already spoken for and there are some targets who don't seem all that interested in love. Hope Your Valentine's Day Is Right On Target
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- Im Stricken. Im Bitten! And Im Smitten! Were the Love Bugs, here to sing a Valentines Day song I just got the shivery-shakes (in my knees) My temperature is rising fast (need to sneeze) Feels like I have been moonstruck, or Ive been hit by a truck, Love on me has run amok (help me, please!) Let me call the doctor, I got Love Syndrome My eyes are red and blurry, I cant find the phone My heart is all a-flutter, from my mouth I foam Let me call the doctor, I got Love Syndrome Happy Valentine's Day
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