Free Funny Thanksgiving eCards

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Card Message: Oh, Thanksgiving Day is coming, it's our favorite time of year-- We're grateful for our families and friends who gather near. There's football, floats and TURKEY Stuffing, yams and pumpkin pie-- You gobble till you wobble and your waistline says, "Bye-bye!" Clean off your plate! Coma by eight! Cook it up! Serve it up! We will have no fear... 'Cause we'll be in Bora Bora Before Turkey Day is here Wish you were here! Happy Thanksgiving!
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Card Message: It's Thanksgiving-- Dance like there's no tomorrow! Happy Thanksgiving!
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Card Message: May your Thanksgiving Be a Masterpiece!
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Card Message: OK, all you turkeys, time to listen up Find yourself a partner and don’t mess this up Because Thanksgiving’s here, time to cut a rug This dance could be your last, so give your friend a hug Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble gabble, gobble wobble everywhere Well now lift those feathers and shake your drumstick Swing those feet far and wide, but don’t get too slick Grab hold of your partner and now do-si-do Who said turkeys can’t dance? Just look at ’em go! Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble gabble, gobble wobble everywhere Now the hours are short and this dance ain’t long Farmer Tom’s standing by, ’n’ wants to end this song. Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble gabble, gobble wobble everywhere. Oh, where’d those turkeys go, think they flew the coup? No, now they’re all back ’n’ gonna make farmer soup! Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble gabble, gobble wobble everywhere. Gobble Wobble! (That’s turkey talk for Happy Thanksgiving.)
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Card Message: Oh the sun's sinking low/Now the day is done/The Thanksgiving hoedown has begun!/Get up on your feet/Get away from that table!/Shake your tail feathers/Just as fast as you're able/If you ate too much, and your belly's full/Just take a turn around the floor with an angry bull/The cows do-si-do/And the sheep do a jig/Somebody run on out and twirl that pig!/Yeah this Thanksgiving hoedown is sure to be a winnnnnnerrrrrrrrrrr . . . For everybody but the turkey, he was someone's dinner. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Card Message: Stuck with wearing big dumb hats/Taking baths in filthy vats/Chopping wood and pulling plows/Milking mean and smelly cows/Fighting off an angry bear/Mending your own underwear/Hunting turkeys to be plucked/To be a pilgrim must have SUCKED. Happy Thanksgiving!
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