Americans! Listen up! I want YOU to have a Happy Fourth of July. Thats a request directly from your Uncle Sam. Go out and romp and frolic. Or if youre too tired, you can simply cavort. Or repose yourself upon the reclining object of your choosing. And dont forget to fire up that grill. Throw a horseshoe. Have a barbeque. Throw a horseshoe at the barbeque. I dont care. Just have fun. Indulge in your cold beverage of preference. And, by all means, enjoy some fireworks. Yes, Americans, I want YOU to celebrate Independence Day. Because without Independence Day, wed all be drinking tea and eating crumpets and fish and chips like a bunch of Queen-lovin pudding-slurpers! Thats right. You heard me. Now get out there and have a Happy Fourth of July!