Free Funny Friendship eCards

Girl Talk

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Card Message: I'm getting wrinkles! No, they're just laughter lines! I'm starting to forget things! No, you're just conserving brain power! I'm putting on weight! No, you're just storing energy! I'm getting older! No, you're maturing just like a fine wine! What are friends for? have a (good), No, have a great day!
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

Hillbilly Best Friend

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Card Message: Well, howdy there friend, how you doin' today? Wondered if you'd like to come out and play. You're my best friend in the whole wide world. Bein' with you is better'n bein' with squirrels. Havin' a friend like you is my good luck. I rank you right up there with my pick-up truck. You're honest and kind, always tell the truth. I value you more than I value my tooth. Now let's keep bein' friends and never stop. We'll always stick together like two hogs in slop. But I'm gettin' kind of tired and this song's at an end. I sure am right proud that you and me's friends. Thanks for bein' my friend!
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

Every Time I Think of You

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Card Message: Every time I think of you, it makes me smile . . . and every time I laugh, it makes me pee. (Hee, hee . . . uh-oh, not again?!)
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

Lovebug's Romance Rater

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Card Message: Welcomed to Ms. Ima Lovebug's Romance Rater with your host Ima Lovebug Hi sugar! Hi sugar, my name is Ima Lovebug. I'm going to help you figure out whether you are a red-hot romantic, a wallflower who needs a little sunshine, or, Heaven forbid, a dead fish who's all wet. I'm going to ask you several questions and you pick the answer which best describes you. At this end you press the "Calculate" button to see how you stack up. ready for the quiz? Click here to start! When someone asks you out on a date, you... A. say "whom?" B. Congratulate them on their good taste C. Start babbling incoherently Your favorite dance is... A. The Tango B. I have two left feet C. Square dancing Your mate says their back is sore, you A. Help them find a good chiropractor B. Say "My back is sore too." C. Grab some lotion and start rubbin'! Your idea of a romantic evenin' at home is... A. rent a movie and snuggle B. A candle-lite dinner in a jacuzzi C. A cup of tea and good book Your favorite color of underwear is... A. Red B. White C. Leather Good work! Now it's time to get your rating! Click here for your rating: Your rating is: 1.Wallflower sugar, all you need is some lovin' and you'll be ready to bloom! 2. Red Hot Romantic You little devil! My only advice to you is keep it up! 3. Dead Fish Honey, you should be served with lemon and rice! Well I hope you enjoyed my lil' ol' quiz. remember Darlins, it's not what you don't have, it's how you use what you got!
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False

Objects in the Mirror

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Card Message: Unlike you...The mirror is not always my best friend.
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Customer Type: free
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False

Cold Reality TV

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Card Message: What's on tv? Just snow. Reality TV shows for Eskimos. Just keepin' it real.
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

We Go Together

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Card Message: We go together like…peas and carrots. We go together like… peanut butter and jelly. We go together like…chips and salsa! I'm so glad we're friends !
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

Friends, Rain or Shine

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Card Message: Glad I've Got a Friend Like You, Rain or Shine!
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

You're A Bit Different

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Card Message: You're a little bit different... and I like that in a friend!
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Customer Type: free
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

You + Me = Trouble

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Card Message: You --- Friend. Me --- Lucky. Us --- Trouble.
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

Boys Never Change

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Card Message: My mommy feeds me and washes my clothes and wipes my butt and lets me watch TV and wakes me up in the morning… I love my mommy! So this is how it starts. Boys. They never change.
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

If I Had To Do It All Over

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Card Message: If I had to do it all over… I would have used a little more sunscreen, and a little less eyeliner. I would have appreciated the pain-free knees and back I had when I was 20. I would have embraced my inner dork when I was in school. I would have listened a little more and talked a little less. I might have had fewer perms in the ‘80s. I wouldn’t have been so hung up about being right. I wouldn’t have have worried so much about how I looked in a bathing suit. I wouldn’t have allowed any pictures of me wearing shoulder pads. But one thing I’d do exactly the same? Be friends with you!
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Mature Content: False
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Have A Hoppy Day!

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Card Message: to my friend... have a happy, hoppy day! Have a great day!
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Customer Type: free
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

Sole Sisters

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Card Message: You're my sole sister. I'm so glad we're friends.
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Customer Type: free
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

Lucky Me

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Card Message: Having a friend like you is like winning the lottery! (Well, except I still have to go to work the next day…)
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Customer Type: free
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

Louie's "What's New?"

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Card Message: This is Louie Vasclazchsio coming to you with a very special song that I wrote myself about… well, about nothing. But that doesn't really matter. Because the feelings are the same… and… uh… Okay! Here we go! Hey, you! What's new? Too much to do? Are you... fighting the flu? Have you... uh... been to the zoo? Well, I just want to state That you're so really, really great. And if the world was a different place I would ask you for a date... Now you know I'm teasing you! But, seriously... Just wondering what is new or fun. Give me the 4-1-1 As soon as this song is done! What's new?
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

Greatest Friend Ever

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Card Message: The name's MARU BADTZ-MARU. MY MISSION To blaze through the oil fields of the desert… ride the slopes of the snow capped mountains… And chute down into a remote warehouse… To deliver you this top secret message… YOU'RE THE GREATEST FRIEND EVER! Till next time... -AGENT OOXO
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: False

The "Good Friend" Test

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Card Message: The "Good Friend" Test (Please answer all questions honestly.) You're a great friend! #1 (but I already knew that!)
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Customer Type: free
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

Let's Have Some Fun

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Card Message: If your happy and you know it, clap your hands... Make her stop! (click) We should do something. (Something fun, I mean.)
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Customer Type: free
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

Girl Talk

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Card Message: I love having you for a friend and knowing we can talk about anything. After all, if we can't share our feelings, we might as well be men.
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Customer Type: free
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Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True

True Friend

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Card Message: Sometimes, I think you're my only true friend. Then I remember I've got alcohol, too!
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Customer Type: free
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Is New?: False
Mature Content: False
Facebookable: True