I'm getting wrinkles! No, they're just laughter lines! I'm starting to forget things! No, you're just conserving brain power! I'm putting on weight! No, you're just storing energy! I'm getting older! No, you're maturing just like a fine wine! What are friends for? have a (good), No, have a great day!
Well, howdy there friend, how you doin' today? Wondered if you'd like to come out and play. You're my best friend in the whole wide world. Bein' with you is better'n bein' with squirrels. Havin' a friend like you is my good luck. I rank you right up there with my pick-up truck. You're honest and kind, always tell the truth. I value you more than I value my tooth. Now let's keep bein' friends and never stop. We'll always stick together like two hogs in slop. But I'm gettin' kind of tired and this song's at an end. I sure am right proud that you and me's friends. Thanks for bein' my friend!
Welcomed to Ms. Ima Lovebug's Romance Rater with your host Ima Lovebug Hi sugar! Hi sugar, my name is Ima Lovebug. I'm going to help you figure out whether you are a red-hot romantic, a wallflower who needs a little sunshine, or, Heaven forbid, a dead fish who's all wet. I'm going to ask you several questions and you pick the answer which best describes you. At this end you press the "Calculate" button to see how you stack up. ready for the quiz? Click here to start! When someone asks you out on a date, you... A. say "whom?" B. Congratulate them on their good taste C. Start babbling incoherently Your favorite dance is... A. The Tango B. I have two left feet C. Square dancing Your mate says their back is sore, you A. Help them find a good chiropractor B. Say "My back is sore too." C. Grab some lotion and start rubbin'! Your idea of a romantic evenin' at home is... A. rent a movie and snuggle B. A candle-lite dinner in a jacuzzi C. A cup of tea and good book Your favorite color of underwear is... A. Red B. White C. Leather Good work! Now it's time to get your rating! Click here for your rating: Your rating is: 1.Wallflower sugar, all you need is some lovin' and you'll be ready to bloom! 2. Red Hot Romantic You little devil! My only advice to you is keep it up! 3. Dead Fish Honey, you should be served with lemon and rice! Well I hope you enjoyed my lil' ol' quiz. remember Darlins, it's not what you don't have, it's how you use what you got!
If I had to do it all over I would have used a little more sunscreen, and a little less eyeliner. I would have appreciated the pain-free knees and back I had when I was 20. I would have embraced my inner dork when I was in school. I would have listened a little more and talked a little less. I might have had fewer perms in the 80s. I wouldnt have been so hung up about being right. I wouldnt have have worried so much about how I looked in a bathing suit. I wouldnt have allowed any pictures of me wearing shoulder pads. But one thing Id do exactly the same? Be friends with you!
This is Louie Vasclazchsio coming to you with a very special song that I wrote myself about well, about nothing. But that doesn't really matter. Because the feelings are the same and uh Okay! Here we go! Hey, you! What's new? Too much to do? Are you... fighting the flu? Have you... uh... been to the zoo? Well, I just want to state That you're so really, really great. And if the world was a different place I would ask you for a date... Now you know I'm teasing you! But, seriously... Just wondering what is new or fun. Give me the 4-1-1 As soon as this song is done! What's new?
The name's MARU BADTZ-MARU. MY MISSION To blaze through the oil fields of the desert ride the slopes of the snow capped mountains And chute down into a remote warehouse To deliver you this top secret message YOU'RE THE GREATEST FRIEND EVER! Till next time... -AGENT OOXO