You're 40! Do you realize that 40 years ago . . . Call waiting referred to a line outside a phone booth. A flat screen was something you put in your window to keep the insects out . . . An airbag was someone who talked too much. Spam was found only in the kitchen. A cell phone was what you used to make your one call from jail . . . and a birthday was something you actually looked forward to! Happy 40th Birthday
Hey, 40 year-old! You should be excited about your birthday! In the dictionary, "forty" is surrounded by words like fabulous, festive, fruitful, false teeth, flatulence, funeral . . . Hmmm . . . Ahem . . . Anyway, have a fun 40th! Happy Birthday!