Cover Verse: Psychologists have determined that the way you eat Easter jellybeans can reveal your personality. If you eat all your favorites first, you live for the moment and like instant gratification. If you save your favorites for last, you're a self-disciplined person — maybe too self-disciplined — as you plan for a future that may never arrive. Inside Verse: If you eat them in no particular order, you take life as it comes. You make no effort to control your own destiny. Perhaps your lackadaisical attitude has created chaos in your once contented and organized life...! Wait a minute! Who cares what a bunch of headshrinkers say? In fact, why eat jellybeans when you can go for the chocolate rabbit? Oh. And have a Happy Easter.
