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    1. An Ode to Mothers (Fun Song) -- Funny Mother's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Moms are loving, Ever-caring, Really understanding, too. There with love when things go either Really good or bad for you. Even when you wouldn’t wash up, Clean your room, or just say “please,” Mom was there with love and guidance During trying times like these. Moms will always clap the loudest, When you’ve given it your all, Even when you were quite little, Mom made you feel 10-feet tall. So we honor Mom and thank her Each year on this week in May, And wish her with all our hearts A truly classic Mother’s Day! Enjoy Your Day!
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    2. The Great Things Mothers Do -- Funny Mother's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      These kids, they'll drive you straight into the nuthouse... and by the way, they shaved the dog. These kids, they think the world revolves around them... and by the way, the sink is clogged. And then, the principal would like to see you, What this concerns, you have no clue. And then, some person called who needed someone To volunteer... and now that's you. Mothers! Mothers! You have to do it all! Mothers! Mothers! You're there each time they fall.You're out of milk, you need a hug, The cat threw up on your new rug... ¦If only they all knew about the stuff that you go through.Mothers! Mothers! You cook, you clean, you work Mothers! Mothers! Trying not to go berserk! Kids need a ride, they want tattoos, They want two-hundred-dollar shoes! On Mother's Day, we thank you for the great things that you do.Hey! On Mother's Day we thank you for the great things that you do !Happy Mother's Day!
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    3. Mother's Day Ballad -- Funny Mother's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      It's mother's day and I'm here to say… you're one terrific mother! you can wipe a nose and tie shoe bows better than any other! it's your day you know, go enjoy a rodeo or just sit on the front porch and stare. the chores can all wait, you can sleep in late! just throw a big hat on your hair! it's mother's day, you deserve to play so act like a kid and have fun. go fish in crick, eat grits till you're sick and nap like a dog in the sun. it's mother's day, in yer own special way go dancin' and shake your booty... take a long, hot shower and enjoy every hour 'cuz tomorrow you're back on duty! happy mother's day!
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    1. Be-Boppin' Mother's Day -- Funny Mother's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Penguin Host: Thank you, thank you. Right now on the big show — all the way from Buffalo, New York — helping us to celebrate this Mother’s Day extravaganza . . . please welcome Peter and the Penguins. Let’s hear it! It’s Mother’s Day, you know it’s so Time to praise all the moms we know The penguins would never steer you wrong That’s why we sing this Mother’s Day song . . . We’re just some silly penguins, With shiny, slicked-back hair. We come from where it’s very cold, Snow and ice is everywhere. Good thing we had our mothers, They’re like queens inside a palace. At night they’d rock us all to sleep, Beneath the Aurora Borealis. It’s Mother’s D-D-D-Day, Our favorite time in the month of M-M-M-May. They deserve a fine b-b-b-bouquet, A pizza with lots of a-a-a-ancho-vays. All the work she does for us, No one ever pays her. The warmth that comes from her heart, Is enough to melt any glacier. It’s Mother’s D-D-D-Day, Our favorite time in the month of M-M-M-May. They deserve a fine b-b-b-bouquet, A pizza with lots of a-a-a-ancho-vays.
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    2. Laundromat Game -- Funny Mother's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      A mother's work is never done – even on Mother's Day – it's time to play! The Laundromat - memory game – how do I play? Click on the dryer doors. Match all of the socks to see your special message. - Let me at 'em! In the great laundry basket of life, there are lots of moms. You're the really cool one that can never be matched
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    3. Cow Moms -- Funny Mother's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Close that door! What - were you born in a barn?! Huh? Uh, nevermind… It's Mother's Day - Milk it for all it's worth!
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    1. What Do Moms Do? -- Funny Mother's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      What Do Moms Do? Children just don’t understand the things their mothers do. Who buys the kids the coolest toys? Their mother does — that’s who! How soon the little ones forget who tucks them in each night. It’s Mom who says, “It’s just a dream,” when kids awake from fright . . . A child will take for granted that their mom is always free when they could use a sandwich or a bandage on their knee. Children don’t appreciate what every mother knows, Mom’s the only reason that kids ever have clean clothes! Eventually, a kid will see a mother’s work is hard . . . Clearly you deserve much more than just an eCard! Happy Mother’s Day
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    2. Clean Underpants! -- Funny Mother's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      In honor of Mother's Day... -- ...clean underpants! -- Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
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    3. One Hot Mama! -- Funny Mother's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Happy Mother's Day To one HOT mama!
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    1. Amazing Woman -- Funny Mother's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Why do they call it Mother's Day? Because "Incredibly-amazing -woman- who-does-it-all" day is a little too long. Happy Mother's Day (to an incredible, amazing woman who does it all!)
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    2. If Mothers Were Flowers -- Funny Mother's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      If mothers were flowers, I'm sure they would be... tulips because they're so pretty I could pee! Daisies because they're so happy and bright. Roses because they're always..well... right. Violets because their faithful and true. Chrysanthemums because they mean love. Yahoo! But mostly if mothers were flowers, they'd be the ones that grow as high as a tree, sunflowers of course and this is why; mothers are as important as the sun in the sky. Happy Mothers Day! Yeah!
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    3. Bouquet Of Flowers -- Funny Mother's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      I got you a bunch of flowers for Mother's Day... ...but they're a little heavy! Happy Mother's Day.
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