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    1. How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day -- Funny Valentine's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentine’s Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentine’s Day is just as much fun! (Except for the ’poopy’ thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
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    2. Cupid's Monkey -- Funny Valentine's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE
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    3. Valentine's Day Hoedown -- Funny Valentine's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Bow to your partner, swing across the floor, Eat a box of chocolates and go back for more. Shake your tail in the air - it's good, clean fun, The Valentine's Day hoedown has begun! Stomp on the toes of the one who did you wrong, This dance floor is where you belong! Smile at a chicken as you dance with a bull, It ain't no big surprise your dance card is full! Now if you think this hoedown is just for lovers - The folks you do-si-do with under the covers, Well, you'll have missed the boat cuz we love to dance with friends, Where the laughing and the jiggin'` never ends. Happy Valentine's Day!
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    1. We Dig the Sweets -- Funny Valentine's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Do you dig the sweets? Heres a crazy little tune, for all you candy lovers everywhere. Some folks dig this time of year, Lovers feel their hearts a thumpin’, Flowers and gifts with fancy bows? That ain’t what gets us a jumpin’. V-V-V-Valentine’s Day, Skeedl-dee—bop Skeedl-dee—bum V-V-V-Valentine’s Day, Dig that candy, yum, yum. V-V-V-Valentine’s Day, Ba-da-bing, bring on the eats, A swingin’ day for tasty treats. Heart-shaped boxes, big and red – That is what makes our hearts sing. Filled with crazy chocolates – makes our Mouths say “ring-a-ding-ding!” V-V-V-Valentine’s Day, Skeedl-dee—bop Skeedl-dee—bum V-V-V-Valentine’s Day, Dig that candy, yum, yum. V-V-V-Valentine’s Day, Ba-da-bing, bring on the eats, A swingin’ day for tasty treats.
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    2. Hillbilly Love Song -- Funny Valentine's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      A Valentine's Day love song for you I'm here to tell you I got you on my mind, you're the sweetest thing that I ever could find, I love you more than a pig loves mud, I think of you more often than a cow chews cud. Dreaming about you keeps me pretty busy, it makes me kinda sweaty and a little bit dizzy. I like staying in with you, I like going out, And you always smell better than sauerkraut. Well I just wanted to wish you a happy day, But I'll stop singin' - I got nothin' else to say. Happy Valentine's Day!
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    3. Big Decision -- Funny Valentine's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      I was trying to decide what to get you for Valentine's day, when a little boll weevil walked right by me, carrying a sign that said: Send an e-card Then a much BIGGER boll weevil walked by me, carrying a sign that said: Buy a Present! Hope you like your Happy Valentine's Day e-card.
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    1. You're the Best -- Funny Valentine's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      You're the best friend anyone can have No, you're the best friend anyone can have. I'm sorry, but there is really no one better than you. I beg to differ. You're truly the best. You're too kind. But I must defer. No, no, no. You're quite amazing. No. You are! Am not. Are too! Let's not quibble. You know, you're right. You're good and smart and wise...you're the best! No, no, no. YOU are. No, I'm not. Are too! Am not! Without a doubt, you're the greatest. Have a Great Valentine's Day
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    2. Let Me Call the Doctor -- Funny Valentine's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      I’m Stricken. I’m Bitten! And I’m Smitten! We’re the Love Bugs, here to sing a Valentine’s Day song I just got the shivery-shakes (in my knees) My temperature is rising fast (need to sneeze) Feels like I have been moonstruck, or I’ve been hit by a truck, Love on me has run amok (help me, please!) Let me call the doctor, I got Love Syndrome My eyes are red and blurry, I can’t find the phone My heart is all a-flutter, from my mouth I foam Let me call the doctor, I got Love Syndrome Happy Valentine's Day
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    3. Just A Little Card -- Funny Valentine's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Just a little card to wish you a happy Valentine's Day! Okay, okay, so maybe it's not one of those fancy-shmancy cards you stand up on the dining room table for everyone to see... ...but it's got a heart on it and that's gotta count for something, right? right? Hello? Happy Valentine's Day
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    1. My Forever Valentine -- Funny Valentine's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Valentine… it rhymes with twine, And other more romantic words like wine and dine, But best of all it rhymes with “mine…” ‘Cause my forever Valentine is you. There’s fancier words like "turpentine," And words that even Stephen Hawkins can’t define But I don’t care… I’m on cloud nine ‘Cause my forever Valentine is you. You’re more than mine, You’re so divine, You stole my heart and that just suits me fine... I’d cross the Rhine, Climb a peak Alpine Just to get closer to those lips of thine… I feel so sad for Frankenstein – His wife was just a battery all alkaline, But you’re so real that it tickles my spine... My forever Valentine is you... my forever Valentine is you... my forever and ever and ever and ever Valenti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yine... is you-oooo. You're my forever Valentine. Happy Valentine's Day
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    2. It's A Red Letter Day -- Funny Valentine's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      it's a red letter day Happy Valentine's Day
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    3. Movie Love -- Funny Valentine's Day eCard from Blue Mountain
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      The Valentine's Day Spot the Difference Movie Challenge Happy Valentine's Day
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