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    1. Santa Buddies -- Funny Thanksgiving eCard from Blue Mountain
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    2. Song: Beethoven’s Feast -- Funny Thanksgiving eCard from Blue Mountain
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      May Your Thanksgiving Be a Masterpiece!
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    3. Gobble Gobble -- Funny Thanksgiving eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Here we come now, say, Gobble, Gobble Don’t! Don’t what? Get weighed, get plucked Turn around, peck the ground, come on, Gobble Don’t! Don't what? Get weighed, get plucked Thanksgiving Day that farmer will be starving Don’t! Don't what? Get weighed, get plucked But it won’t be any turkey here that he’ll be carving It’s just not our thing… I say Yeah (Yeah) Yeah (Yeah)… Yeah (Yeah) Yeah (Yeah)… Yeah (Yeah) 'Cause we gonna GO (Gobble Gobble) scram lam we’ll be all right, Thanksgiving Day (Gobble Gobble) just (Gobble Gobble) have (Gobble Gobble) a tofu turkey I say Yeah (Yeah) Yeah (Yeah)… Yeah (Yeah) Yeah (Yeah)… Yeah (Yeah) We’re gonna gobble, go-go-gobble…(yeah!) We’re gonna gobble, go-go-gobble… We’re gonna gobble, go-go-gobble…(yeah!) Go Have Yourself a Happy Thanksgiving
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    1. Gobble Wobble Hoedown -- Funny Thanksgiving eCard from Blue Mountain
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      OK, all you turkeys, time to listen up Find yourself a partner and don’t mess this up Because Thanksgiving’s here, time to cut a rug This dance could be your last, so give your friend a hug Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble gabble, gobble wobble everywhere Well now lift those feathers and shake your drumstick Swing those feet far and wide, but don’t get too slick Grab hold of your partner and now do-si-do Who said turkeys can’t dance? Just look at ’em go! Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble gabble, gobble wobble everywhere Now the hours are short and this dance ain’t long Farmer Tom’s standing by, ’n’ wants to end this song. Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble gabble, gobble wobble everywhere. Oh, where’d those turkeys go, think they flew the coup? No, now they’re all back ’n’ gonna make farmer soup! Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble gabble, gobble wobble everywhere. Gobble Wobble! (That’s turkey talk for Happy Thanksgiving.)
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    2. Turkey Facts -- Funny Thanksgiving eCard from Blue Mountain
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      A FEW THINGS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT TURKEYS. FACT 1 TURKEYS HAVE HEART ATTACKS. FACT 2 TURKEYS EXISTED OVER 10 MILLION YEARS AGO. FACT 3 TURKEYS CAN SENSE MOVEMENT UP TO 100 YARDS AWAY. FACT 4 NEIL ARMSTRONG AND BUZZ ALDREN’S FIRST MEAL ON THE MOON WAS TURKEY. FACT 5 TURKEYS CAN DROWN IF THEY LOOK UP IN THE RAIN. HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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    3. The School Pageant -- Funny Thanksgiving eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Stuck with wearing big dumb hats/Taking baths in filthy vats/Chopping wood and pulling plows/Milking mean and smelly cows/Fighting off an angry bear/Mending your own underwear/Hunting turkeys to be plucked/To be a pilgrim must have SUCKED. Happy Thanksgiving!
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    1. Turkey Sing-Along -- Funny Thanksgiving eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Thanksgiving is my favorite of days Family and friends stuffing their face Trimmings are yummy, but let me be heard I'm here to sing about that plump juicy bird I like turkey country fried I like turkey dressed as a bride I like turkey all morning, all night Try and take my turkey there's gonna be a fight I like my turkey different ways Candied, pickled, boiled or in mayonnaise Munchin' up that turkey is so divine I even like to wash it down with turkey wine I would eat a turkey painted blue I'd eat turkey in nuclear goo I never get enough turkey that's true But I like my turkey best when I share it with you Happy Thanksgiving!
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    2. Thanksgiving Hoedown -- Funny Thanksgiving eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Oh the sun's sinking low/Now the day is done/The Thanksgiving hoedown has begun!/Get up on your feet/Get away from that table!/Shake your tail feathers/Just as fast as you're able/If you ate too much, and your belly's full/Just take a turn around the floor with an angry bull/The cows do-si-do/And the sheep do a jig/Somebody run on out and twirl that pig!/Yeah this Thanksgiving hoedown is sure to be a winnnnnnerrrrrrrrrrr . . . For everybody but the turkey, he was someone's dinner. Happy Thanksgiving!
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    3. Cows Like Us -- Funny Thanksgiving eCard from Blue Mountain
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      Mooo Nothing but us cows here... Happy Thanksgiving!
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    1. Men vs. Women -- Funny Thanksgiving eCard from Blue Mountain
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      If women watched football… And men did the cooking… Thanksgiving might not be nearly as popular. Here's to a good old fashioned, stereotypical, slightly chauvinistic, but always delicious Thanksgiving!
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    2. Wishing You a Smooth Thanksgiving -- Funny Thanksgiving eCard from Blue Mountain
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      "I made it! I'm free! I'm ---" Hope all your Thanksgiving Day plans go smoothly.
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