Cover Verse: Don’t think of it as getting older, Dana! Inside Verse: Just think of it as going on ahead to check things out for the rest of us! Happy Birthday
Cover Verse:
Guess what,
Mark!
You'll need sunglasses
and SPF #15 sunscreen
for the present
I got you...
Inside Verse:
That's right!
I got you the candles
for the cake!
Cover Verse: Top Ten Signs You’re Getting Older, Roberta: 10.You don’t even TRY to be cool anymore. 9.Auto insurance is so darn cheap now! 8.You recently uttered the words, “Hey, you kids! Turn down that music!” 7.People are starting to ask you how things were “in your day.” 6.Cake and ice cream give you indigestion. 5.You remember when gasoline cost a dollar a gallon. 4.WHAT? What’d you say? HUH? 3.Your face has finally cleared up. 2.You tell stories about WALKING to school. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE GETTING OLDER... Inside Verse: You’ve got more friends now than ever before! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cover Verse: I wish I weren't an old man... POOF! Son-of-a... Inside Verse: Be careful what you wish for, Michael. Happy Birthday I wish I had teeth...
Cover Verse: Happy Birthday, Barry! We had a contest to guess how old you are, but before we can announce the winner, we need you to break the tie... Inside Verse: How old is dirt, anyway?
Cover Verse: Loretta, remember when you were a kid and how you always tried to make yourself look older? Inside Verse: I guess all that practice paid off! Happy Birthday
