Cover Verse: Top Ten Signs You’re Getting Older, Roberta: 10.You don’t even TRY to be cool anymore. 9.Auto insurance is so darn cheap now! 8.You recently uttered the words, “Hey, you kids! Turn down that music!” 7.People are starting to ask you how things were “in your day.” 6.Cake and ice cream give you indigestion. 5.You remember when gasoline cost a dollar a gallon. 4.WHAT? What’d you say? HUH? 3.Your face has finally cleared up. 2.You tell stories about WALKING to school. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE GETTING OLDER... Inside Verse: You’ve got more friends now than ever before! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cover Verse: Thimon Thez, “Have a Happy Birthday, Barbara!” Thimon Thez, “Do thomething nice for yourthelf today, Barbara!” Now open thith card and take out the fifty-dollar bill! Inside Verse: Uh, oh! You didn’t wait for Thimon Thez!
Cover Verse: Please, take it easy on your birthday, Bill... Inside Verse: ...and tomorrow you won't have to wonder how the confetti got in your underwear.
