Cover Verse: I could have e-mailed or texted or tweeted or even face- booked... Inside Verse: ...but nothing feels as good on your birthday as being carded. Happy Birthday!
Cover Verse: Happy Birthday and don't worry -- I won't let you get old Inside Verse: ...'cause if you're old, then that would make me old, and we both know that's not happenin'!
Cover Verse: A wise man once said, "Don't count your years, make your years count." Inside Verse: ...or was it "beers?" Either way, that's pretty good advice. Happy Birthday, Chad
Cover Verse:
Guess what,
Mark!
You'll need sunglasses
and SPF #15 sunscreen
for the present
I got you...
Inside Verse:
That's right!
I got you the candles
for the cake!
Cover Verse: Hey, Marion! See Spot look at your birthday present. See Spot smell your birthday present. See Spot... Inside Verse: Oh, no! Spot! Bad dog - bad, bad doggie!
Cover Verse: Happy Birthday, Bobby Inside Verse: Just wanted to give you a birthday card that's as classy and sophisticated as you are. Happy Birthday!
Cover Verse: I want to wish you a Happy Birthday, Terry! And believe me... Inside Verse: that's no bull! Nope. It's just a cow. Bulls have a...well, you know...a thing between...Oh heck...trust me -- it's no bull.
Cover Verse: Top Ten Signs Youre Getting Older, Roberta: 10.You dont even TRY to be cool anymore. 9.Auto insurance is so darn cheap now! 8.You recently uttered the words, Hey, you kids! Turn down that music! 7.People are starting to ask you how things were in your day. 6.Cake and ice cream give you indigestion. 5.You remember when gasoline cost a dollar a gallon. 4.WHAT? Whatd you say? HUH? 3.Your face has finally cleared up. 2.You tell stories about WALKING to school. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE GETTING OLDER... Inside Verse: Youve got more friends now than ever before! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cover Verse: Thimon Thez, Have a Happy Birthday, Barbara! Thimon Thez, Do thomething nice for yourthelf today, Barbara! Now open thith card and take out the fifty-dollar bill! Inside Verse: Uh, oh! You didnt wait for Thimon Thez!
Cover Verse: Please, take it easy on your birthday, Bill... Inside Verse: ...and tomorrow you won't have to wonder how the confetti got in your underwear.