Printable Card: "Top 10 Signs You're Getting Older"
Top Ten Signs
Youre Getting Older,
10.You dont even TRY to be cool anymore.
9.Auto insurance is so darn cheap now!
8.You recently uttered the words,
Hey, you kids! Turn down that music!
7.People are starting to ask you
how things were in your day.
6.Cake and ice cream give you indigestion.
5.You remember when gasoline cost a dollar a gallon.
4.WHAT? Whatd you say? HUH?
3.Your face has finally cleared up.
2.You tell stories about WALKING to school.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE GETTING OLDER...
Youve got more friends now
than ever before!