If Teenagers Ruled the
Every home would have
three phone lines.
Parents would never
weird out in front
of their kid's friends.
Every driver's license
a free sports car.
Bedrooms would be
Curfews would be illegal.
Hope all your dreams come true,
Cover Verse: Before you cut your birthday cake, Micky, which party nose would you rather wear? (choose one) #1 ugly nose #3 funny nose #4 cute nose #2 hairy nose Inside Verse: Now that you've finished picking your nose, wash your hands and have a piece of cake!
Cover Verse: Jordan, here's something to do on your 13th Birthday -- Write yourself a letter about what you expect to be doing 10 years from now, and then put it somewhere where it won't be disturbed for the next decade... Inside Verse: Like, say, under the pile of clothes on your bedroom floor. Happy Birthday
Cover Verse: Michelle, Sweet 16 Inside Verse: Like candles go with birthday cake, like smiles with sunny weather, Hope you find that Sweet Sixteen and Happy go together! Happy 16th Birthday, Michelle
Cover Verse: On Your 16th Birthday, Lauren Inside Verse: Youre sweet sixteen What a wonderful time so much to look forward to! Hope your year is filled with friends and fun and all you like to do! Happy 16th Birthday
Cover Verse: A Birthday Question for You, Ashley If two birthday cakes were walking down the street, and one cake was walking at 2 mph, the other one at 3 mph, at what point would the cakes be exactly 100 feet apart from one another? Inside Verse: CAKES DON'T WALK, YA MORON!!