Cover Verse:
If Teenagers Ruled the
World
Every home would have
three phone lines.
Parents would never
weird out in front
of their kid's friends.
Every driver's license
would include
a free sports car.
Bedrooms would be
self-cleaning.
Curfews would be illegal.
Inside Verse:
Hope all your dreams come true,
Andy.
Happy Birthday
Cover Verse: Before you cut your birthday cake, Micky, which party nose would you rather wear? (choose one) #1 ugly nose #3 funny nose #4 cute nose #2 hairy nose Inside Verse: Now that you've finished picking your nose, wash your hands and have a piece of cake!
Cover Verse: Jordan, here's something to do on your 13th Birthday -- Write yourself a letter about what you expect to be doing 10 years from now, and then put it somewhere where it won't be disturbed for the next decade... Inside Verse: Like, say, under the pile of clothes on your bedroom floor. Happy Birthday
Cover Verse: Dana, for your birthday, I wanted to get you something practical that you really need... Inside Verse: ...but they haven't come up with a self-cleaning room yet! Have a Good One!
