Cover Verse: That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. Robert Louis Stevenson Inside Verse: Everything you do is a reflection of the wonderful person you are. Happy Birthday from Joani and Mark
Cover Verse: TOP TEN REASONS ITS GREAT TO BE A MAN 10. You can open all your own jars. 9. Your underwear is ten bucks for a 3-pack. 8. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, He must be mad at me. 7. You dont have to get out of the shower to pee. 6. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 5. You can do your nails with a pocketknife. 4. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 3. You can get by with only one hairstyle change every ten years. 2. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit - you just become better friends. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON ITS GREAT TO BE A MAN... Inside Verse: THE OLDER YOU GET, THE MORE YOU FART! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRUCE!